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Brokenbad

My former manager's wife is a super bitch, so I had fun with it!

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Next time she calls tell her he just rage quit and said he was going to the bar. Of course you'll need to act like you're breaking rules to tell her that.

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Tell her that the police just came and escorted him from the building in handcuffs, and no I don't know which kind of police.

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I bet you drink milk out of the wrong side of the carton you edgy man you.

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Next time talk to her with a very thick Spanish or Russian accent and pretend you can't understand her. Works like a charm every time. "Hello, this is Peggy" kind of thing. If she starts saying something like "You know who this is, you idiot." You can say "I no idiot, I Boris, I'm from Russia and you..." and then just say some random poo like you talking about her in Russian, sit back and watch her go insane.

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I get transferred to the wrong department all the time...What the F*ck did I do?!

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quickie mart has departments?

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