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Brokenbad

My former manager's wife is a super bitch, so I had fun with it!

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Oh wow, you got her so good.

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I bet you drink milk out of the wrong side of the carton you edgy man you.

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Next time talk to her with a very thick Spanish or Russian accent and pretend you can't understand her. Works like a charm every time. "Hello, this is Peggy" kind of thing. If she starts saying something like "You know who this is, you idiot." You can say "I no idiot, I Boris, I'm from Russia and you..." and then just say some random poo like you talking about her in Russian, sit back and watch her go insane.

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I get transferred to the wrong department all the time...What the F*ck did I do?!

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quickie mart has departments?

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Honestly I would have just said that after the change in departmens 3 days ago, he was let go as there was overlap in the schedule.

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No, he married MY ex-wife!

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When she said "This is his wife!"

In a calm, serious voice, you should have asked "Which one?"

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