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Brokenbad, 17 Feb 2012
Posted 17 Feb 2012
Oh wow, you got her so good.
I bet you drink milk out of the wrong side of the carton you edgy man you.
Next time talk to her with a very thick Spanish or Russian accent and pretend you can't understand her. Works like a charm every time. "Hello, this is Peggy" kind of thing. If she starts saying something like "You know who this is, you idiot." You can say "I no idiot, I Boris, I'm from Russia and you..." and then just say some random poo like you talking about her in Russian, sit back and watch her go insane.
I get transferred to the wrong department all the time...What the F*ck did I do?!
quickie mart has departments?
Honestly I would have just said that after the change in departmens 3 days ago, he was let go as there was overlap in the schedule.
So your boss married my exwife? Poor fella. :)
No, he married MY ex-wife!
When she said "This is his wife!"
In a calm, serious voice, you should have asked "Which one?"
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