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[Darth Biscuit]

Cause here's another reason apparently...

http://www.thesun.co...icle2387203.ece

THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.
Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

[Fiz]

this has been known for a while

[Darth Biscuit]

New article though... stunning insights from the UK as always.

[Panthro]

I mean really...

http://www.carolinah...ust-farted.html

[Darth Biscuit]

Damn it Panthro... is that why it's so hot today?

[SCP]

I think I will go to the Golden Coral today. I'm going to drive my SUV and take the back way so I catch all the lights. I will proceed to eat several plates of food. Then I am going to fart all the way to the crapper here at work. After I take a huge sh*t, I am not going to flush. This will serve my guilty pleasures on two fronts: 1) The more my sh*t marinates, the more greenhouse gas it will produce and 2) I am assured to disgust a skinny f*cker that enters the stall to go peepee.

Gonna be a good day indeed.

Edited by SouthCakPanther, 21 April 2009 - 08:11 AM.

[Murph]

Gonna be a good day indeed.

Perhaps for you but by tonight your dog is going to commit suicide.

[SCP]

My wife is destined for a Dutch Oven tonight.

[Carolina Husker]

Golden Coral?!?

*goes to get diving equipment*