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#1 4Corners

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 12:17 PM

Holy crap! Dude was also in Super Troopers

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 12:21 PM

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"No suicide for YOU!"

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:02 PM

He played a guy that shot himself because of a medical condition (from a gypsy curse) in the movie Thinner.


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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:08 PM

how much of a loser do you need to be to fail at suicide?

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:09 PM

maybe he is actually a winner. I guess it depends how you look at it.

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:12 PM

Bit of irony, Seinfeld actually has a bit about people who attempt suicide and fail. "Now there's another thing you stink at!"

He was also Spangler in Malcolm in the Middle.

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:13 PM

yup!

a failed attempt at suicide is a successful attempt at being an attention *****....


or a cry for help that has gone unnoticed in the past...for all you serious folks out there

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:15 PM

I remember him more for Commandant Spangler.

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:20 PM

how much of a loser do you need to be to fail at suicide?


My thoughts exactly...

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:21 PM

I remember him more for Commandant Spangler.

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that show was terrible but he was a lone bright spot

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:21 PM

only a matter of time.


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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:23 PM

that show was terrible but he was a lone bright spot


uhhhhh....

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:27 PM

Von Bargen says he shot himself in the temple with a 38, five to 10 minutes before calling.


there's the problem...open mouth, insert gun, point gun up towards brain, shoot....

that's the no-fail way to do it...

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:42 PM

there's the problem...open mouth, insert gun, point gun up towards brain, shoot....

that's the no-fail way to do it...


I will never, ever forget this.

When I was a student at ECU, and took an A&P class with this very eccentric, odd professor. No doubt the guy was super smart though, but like most geniuses they have these strange little qwirks about them.

He started rambling about suicide one time in the middle of a lecture about the brain stem/spinal cord and said it really pisses him off when people try to commit suicide.

Not because he feels bad for them but because he gets pissed when they do it incorrectly (and according to him, people fail at suicide often) and end up living off of tax payer dollars while they are a vegetable or hooked up to a machine for the rest of their lives.

The point of his rambling was people are supposed to put the gun in their mouth so it severs the brain stem from the spine and not just hold a gun to their head. If they want to do it, do it correctly so it doesn't cost tax payers.

There were a few awkward chuckles but mostly a dead "WTF DID I JUST HEAR" silence. I'm pretty sure someone got up and walked out lol.


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