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#1 Guest_Irv_*

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:18 PM

When the girl looks at the camera or seems to be searching for the clock on the wall.

when the dude talks or says anything at all. Just stfu, you're a prop. The chick should be the only one making any noise.

Clicking on 1000 popups trying to get to a certain video and then eventually it leads you to a site where you have to pay to watch

When a chick is showing off her a body and the camera man starts touching her with his big hairy man hands

The comment section. I can't help but read what people have to say but I always feel like such a creep after reading em

When the camera angle is 90% dudes ass.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:22 PM

Ball sack.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:23 PM

Man parts.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:25 PM

No production value. I like a little story with mine. Also, don't try and act like it's your first time. Nobody is believing you and you're wasting 10 minutes talking nonsense.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:31 PM

so you only like stories about old whores?

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:34 PM

Man ass.

Man talking.


When the girl does play by play while getting railed.

#7 tarheelblue89

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:36 PM

The guy talking or the cameraman talking.

Videos where the chick is already naked at the beginning. A nice strip never hurt anybody.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:36 PM

watching it.

#9 Guest_Irv_*

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:40 PM

I also hate When the guy screams and yells like hes about to go super sayian after he bricks on the girls face.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:43 PM

like hes about to go super sayian


lol.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:48 PM

When video cuts of right before moneyshot and it tells you see the whole thing on some other pay site.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:48 PM

nothing

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:51 PM

High heels, huge fake breasts and dolled-up hair and make-up, story (I like "first time" or "amateur" type stuff better), condoms on the dude, lingerie (what's the point).

My favorite is when you can tell the girl is actually turned on. Usually happens when she's with another girl.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:52 PM

When people recognize me from the movies.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:57 PM

Dudes. All of em.