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#1 Jangler

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 11:56 PM

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:00 AM

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery"

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?";

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout, and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:10 AM

Woohoo! I was flashed!

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:30 AM



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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:40 AM



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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:25 AM

Thanks Jamger

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:25 AM

Merry Drunkmas to you too my friend.

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:46 PM

just in case you are drunk and or Irish...NSFW



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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:56 PM

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

" She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'"
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