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I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!

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dimbee    82

Due to most of my groomsmen and friends tried to murder me with alcohol last night, my brain is functioning at a significantly reduced efficiency... I don't even know wtf vows are right now...

Any ideas?

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Floppin    5,462

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lets get drunk at the reception

and forget the contraception.

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Guest Bwood15   
Guest Bwood15

You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?

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charlotte49er    100

I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.

You not only touched my heart,

but you touched my soul!

I will love you forever!

(With my heart and soul) Optional

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!

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Doyle    4,189

I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.

You not only touched my heart,

but you touched my soul!

I will love you forever!

(With my heart and soul) Optional

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!

Hughey Lewis and the News?

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charlotte49er    100

Hughey Lewis and the News?

No, "Sports Talk" Herbstreit

I liked it so well, I was going to use in in my book. (My book that I have been writting for 10 years. LOL Or Fiancee #5.) Since that will NEVER happen, someone might as well get some use out of it.

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