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I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!


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#1 dimbee

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:38 PM

Due to most of my groomsmen and friends tried to murder me with alcohol last night, my brain is functioning at a significantly reduced efficiency... I don't even know wtf vows are right now...

Any ideas?

#2 Floppin

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:40 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets get drunk at the reception
and forget the contraception.

#3 Herbert The Love Bug

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:43 PM

say "I hate you. Goodbye" then do a crazy dance and leave in a grand fashion.

#4 Kevin Greene

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:44 PM

4 score and 7 years ago........

#5 Wither

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:47 PM

Looks like you're going to have a long, healthy marriage.

#6 Ivan The Awesome

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:49 PM

"I was born ready, let's do this bitch."


Do it bro, do it.

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:16 PM

You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?

#8 CarolinaNCSU

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:20 PM

Quote a K-Ci and JoJo song and say I love you a lot.

#9 charlotte49er

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:30 PM

I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever!


(With my heart and soul) Optional

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!

#10 Doyle

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 03:57 PM

I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever!


(With my heart and soul) Optional

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!


Hughey Lewis and the News?

#11 charlotte49er

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:59 PM

Hughey Lewis and the News?


No, "Sports Talk" Herbstreit

I liked it so well, I was going to use in in my book. (My book that I have been writting for 10 years. LOL Or Fiancee #5.) Since that will NEVER happen, someone might as well get some use out of it.

#12 BBQ&Beer

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 08:56 PM

Speak from your heart. You can't go wrong.

#13 Squirrel

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:02 PM

Are you fookin stupid!

#14 Jangler

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:05 PM

You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?


He's looking for easy jokes and nobody is helping. -_-


Here's one to add...
“I might drive you to ___________ on Monday. I’ll see how I feel, okay?”

#15 Anybodyhome

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:29 AM

I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!


Really? And you find this out when?


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