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I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!

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Due to most of my groomsmen and friends tried to murder me with alcohol last night, my brain is functioning at a significantly reduced efficiency... I don't even know wtf vows are right now...

Any ideas?

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets get drunk at the reception
and forget the contraception.

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say "I hate you. Goodbye" then do a crazy dance and leave in a grand fashion.

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4 score and 7 years ago........

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Looks like you're going to have a long, healthy marriage.

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"I was born ready, let's do this bitch."


Do it bro, do it.

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You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?

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Quote a K-Ci and JoJo song and say I love you a lot.

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I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

[b][color=#ff0000]Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever![/color][/b]

[color=#0000ff][b](With my heart and soul) Optional[/b][/color]

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!

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[quote name='sports talk' timestamp='1332009031' post='1692175']
I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

[b][color=#FF0000]Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever![/color][/b]

[color=#0000FF][b](With my heart and soul) Optional[/b][/color]

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!
[/quote]

Hughey Lewis and the News?

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[quote name='B.B.' timestamp='1332017851' post='1692293']
Hughey Lewis and the News?
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No, "Sports Talk" Herbstreit

I liked it so well, I was going to use in in my book. (My book that I have been writting for 10 years. LOL Or Fiancee #5.) Since that will NEVER happen, someone might as well get some use out of it.

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Speak from your heart. You can't go wrong.

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