Due to most of my groomsmen and friends tried to murder me with alcohol last night, my brain is functioning at a significantly reduced efficiency... I don't even know wtf vows are right now...
Any ideas?
I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!
Started by dimbee, Mar 17 2012 12:38 PM
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Floppin
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Think this way or else.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:40 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets get drunk at the reception
and forget the contraception.
Violets are blue
Lets get drunk at the reception
and forget the contraception.
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tootin' McDonalds all day errday
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:43 PM
say "I hate you. Goodbye" then do a crazy dance and leave in a grand fashion.
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Kevin Greene
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:44 PM
4 score and 7 years ago........
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:47 PM
Looks like you're going to have a long, healthy marriage.
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Bacon mudafakas!
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 12:49 PM
"I was born ready, let's do this bitch."
Do it bro, do it.
Do it bro, do it.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:16 PM
You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:20 PM
Quote a K-Ci and JoJo song and say I love you a lot.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:30 PM
I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.
Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.
When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever!
(With my heart and soul) Optional
If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!
You're welcome!
Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.
When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever!
(With my heart and soul) Optional
If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!
You're welcome!
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 03:57 PM
I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.
Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.
When we met, and fell in love.
You not only touched my heart,
but you touched my soul!
I will love you forever!
(With my heart and soul) Optional
If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!
You're welcome!
Hughey Lewis and the News?
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:59 PM
Hughey Lewis and the News?
No, "Sports Talk" Herbstreit
I liked it so well, I was going to use in in my book. (My book that I have been writting for 10 years. LOL Or Fiancee #5.) Since that will NEVER happen, someone might as well get some use out of it.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 08:56 PM
Speak from your heart. You can't go wrong.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:02 PM
Are you fookin stupid!
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Humble Dew
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:05 PM
You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?
He's looking for easy jokes and nobody is helping.
Here's one to add...
“I might drive you to ___________ on Monday. I’ll see how I feel, okay?”
#15
Anybodyhome
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:29 AM
I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!
Really? And you find this out when?
Really? And you find this out when?
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