Are you guys really fuging serious? Seriously? If he gets on that Madden cover he's gonna get hurt, and I hope you feel proud of yourself that you pretty much gave our QB a ticket to be injured. Jesus. You say curses aren't really but almost every got damn player that's been on that cover has been hurt.
I'm going to hire someone to follow you around and put black cats in front of you everywhere you go. And anytime you hold a mirror, I'll pay them to make you drop it. And I'll also hire someone to put a ladder in your room at night so when you get up to pee you won't notice they placed it just so, that you walked under the ladder.