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[CarolinaNCSU]

Hair gel? Check
Earring? Check
Chain? Check
Duck Face/Lip curl? Check

My oh my, this man couldn't put off his GTL'ing long enough to actually participate in a fight.

[CCS]

If you fight him, you should go for the quick KO. If the fight goes on for a while he's going to start sweating and then that gel is going to run down his body and grease him up, making it near impossible to submit him or take him down unless you have a king kong grip.

[PhillyB]

quick KO wouldn't be difficult but i want i'm demanding it be over the course of several rounds so i can keep stringing him along for a good ten minutes

[Murph]

Hilarious that his big hang up is on the promotion aspect of this thing, like people would really want to pay to watch him fight.

Considering the lackluster response to his support rally, promotions appear not to be his strong suit. Intelligence is another one he is lacking in. Good news is that you can give him some serious blows to the head in this fight because any additional brain damage wouldn't be noticed.

[88 Bronco]

Considering the lackluster response to his support rally, promotions appear not to be his strong suit. Intelligence is another one he is lacking in. Good news is that you can give him some serious blows to the head in this fight because any additional brain damage wouldn't be noticed.

Doesn't that apply to all of taints fans?

[PhillyB]

pouring it on here, holy hell this isn't even fair

[Who Dat Pat]

pouring it on here, holy hell this isn't even fair

Funny, I just clicked on his page and he has been in Florida on Spring Break posting pictures of him having fun with cute girls, while you're just sitting at home typing about him and getting pats on the back like a big circle jerk. Gee I guess you won at Internet and like me we both won at life. Lol

[PhillyB]

in between posts i motorboat my wife's bewbs nice try tho

[88 Bronco]

Funny, I just clicked on his page and he has been in Florida on Spring Break posting pictures of him having fun with cute girls, while you're just sitting at home typing about him and getting pats on the back like a big circle jerk. Gee I guess you won at Internet and like me we both won at life. Lol

So ruffie coladas for all the 16 year olds? What have you moved from trying to impress strangers on the internet to living vicariously through a jersey shore reject to compensate for the inadequacies in your life?

[bleys]

Bill Parcells.. LOL

[Boner Champ]

Funny, I just clicked on his page and he has been in Florida on Spring Break posting pictures of him having fun with cute girls, while you're just sitting at home typing about him and getting pats on the back like a big circle jerk. Gee I guess you won at Internet and like me we both won at life. Lol

Excuse me ma'am, or sir??? you are sitting at home on your computer scrolling around looking for pictures of dudes, you are an easy target young lady!

[Roger Dorn]

Classic, instead of saying "pie was reset and isn't accurate" a very easy a clear point, he instead chose to make an incorrect math statement and look dumb with that much shorter and accurate statement hidden into the implied meaning he was actually going for.

Ok, so instead of saying what you mean, you say bury that meaning into metaphors and general statements, especially when the person you are addressing is know to not have been around and not know what this super hidden implied meaning was!

Do you even buy that? I know you're trying your hardest to find an angle that can redeem your fellow fans stupidity, but just give it up.

You're point again:
He said comparing apples and oranges because of 7288 post compard to my 125
-clearly saying there is a huge difference in post number and looking dive since it was averaged out 12/125 and 95/7288

-you say forgot what he simply wrote and go for this hidden implied meaning

Apples and oranges not because the huge difference in total posts but the the total posts means:
-he has been around for many years (not sure what accepted post rate per day would say 7k posts = many years but hey this is all common implied knowledge
-pie wasn't given in first coupe of years (also common knowledge to everyone that joined the board 1 month ago)
-pie was reset (since I have a list of people's precious pie totals to know this once again common knowledge)
-apples and orange was comparing a new 125 post account to a 7k account that went through no pie times and recent pie reset,etc not the large difference in total post numbers as claimed! LMFAO


a little advice, stick to the youre far, inbred, swamp, child molestor comments and leave actual intelligence based conversations to people with minimal middle school math skills! Lol, thanks for laugh! Using a longer drawn out sentence to express some implied meaning that could have been written out with less words! Hahaha

tl;dr fatboy

[Montsta]

Im 5'10" 227 lbs. so long as they don't do blood testing for steroids, I'll fight that guy in your place Philly. It'll be like when the knight fought for the little guy in Game Of Thrones. I've been fighting since I was a kid and truly perfected the craft in San Quentin. I will hulk smash him.

[Panthro]

gives pie to monsta...runs

[PhillyB]

been fighting since i was a kid too... competed in tournament circuits for ten years, won several state and national championships, i hold black belts in a number of martial disciplines and i am an avid student of meridian theory and its martial application. jersey shore greasehead would last as long or as short as i wanted him to