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[Boner Champ]

So last nighti bought some stink bombs, the ones that are a liquid in a small glass vile. You are supposed to break it in a public place and watch the chaos unfold. I remember being in a club a couple years ago and someone set one off on the dance floor, the entire place practically cleared out!

I want to recreate this for my own amusement. Anyone got any ideas where I could do this?

[Inimicus]

Go in a fast food resturant at lunch time.
Head for the bathroom.
Make A LOT of loud grunting noises.
Make A LOT more loud grunting noises. (think child birth and make sure they hear you in the dinning room)
Smash stink bomb.
Leave bathroom and go stand in line.

[Tarheel31]

Church

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Go in a fast food resturant at lunch time.
Head for the bathroom.
Make A LOT of loud grunting noises.
Make A LOT more loud grunting noises. (think child birth and make sure they hear you in the dinning room)
Smash stink bomb.
Leave bathroom and go stand in line.

If you do this..you have GOT to get someone to video tape it...

[Boner Champ]

I don't really want to put it in a place where it will cause a business to loose money like a restaurant and I have no interest in doing that in the house of God, so that's out.

I am thinking a public place or a baseball game or something....

[Boner Champ]

Yes I will document it for sure

[mr beauxjangles]

Back in 2005, in grad school, my roommate and I had a pretty decent size party at our house. Some idiots came walking by and decided they'd come in and see if they could drink our beer unnoticed. As I was going to ask them to leave, one of the guys drops one of those stink bombs in my kitchen, crushes it with his shoe, and starts to run out my front door. I grabbed that ***hole by his collar, yanked him to the ground, and as I stood over him telling him to leave after he cleaned that crap up, his friend sucker punched me. It was a good, solid punch - sent me to the ground - but before I even hit the ground multiple friends grabbed the guy. His friend (mr. stink bomb) ran away like a giant vagine. I'm not the fighting type, nor are my friends, with the exception of one guy who was really excited about the possibility that he might get to punch someone that night. so i let him do the honors.

cool story, i know. point is, don't be a turd and use stink bombs. are you twelve?

[Boner Champ]

30, mr. Debby Downer!
Like I said, I am not gonna put it somewhere that will cause a business to loose money or ruin someone's good time, and certainly not your party!

[southcakalac]

walmart is the obvious choice here. though the shoppers probably wont notice the difference, they are all smelly.

[CatofWar]

Jimmy Johnson's house.

[PhillyB]

go to all 8 saints home games

[Boner Champ]

Saints dome is a stink bomb already, do you honestly think that You can just Lysol the smell of New Orleans finest out of that place?

[ThaJackal]

Do it at your local City Council meeting.

[Dr Pepper]

In the center of Northwoods mall, sit back with your video cam.

[Skew]

Either your study hall or P.E. class.