Posted 19 April 2012 - 11:10 PM
Fug Warren Sapp!!
Let me tell you a TRUE story about the time I met Warren Sapp.
I was with my wife on South Beach, sitting on our blanket drinking our traditional "Wet Willies" frozen alcoholic beverages.
The beach was packed full of people, more often than usual. I look up, and there's Warren Sapp walking with (at the time newly-acquired Dolphin) Joey Porter, and an entourage of body guards. Now to this point, nobody on the entire beach recognized either of them. I told my wife, holy poo it's Warren Sapp and Joey Porter. She responded with who? I was already walking towards both of them. Joey saw me coming and I was playing it really cool and acting nonchalant about the whole thing. I was like what's up Joey man, I'm a huge fan, I think Pittsburgh did you dirty, but I know the fans down here will treat you well, best of luck to you next season! We shook hands and that was that pretty much.
I then turned to Sapp and was like, man I'm a huge fan, and a Canez fan on top of that, it's really nice meeting you... You'll never guess what this motherfugger said to me guys!! He was like who is Warren Sapp? I was like c'mon man, don't play me like that... And stook out my hand to shake his. He then looked at me crazy as hell and was like, you have me mistaken for somebody else....
Like I said, I didn't run up to them and make a scene, nobody to my knowledge still had recognized either of them... Well first off, he was a complete D*ck to me, secondly he embarrassed me in front of my wife, and 3rd it wasn't like I was trying to bother him or get his autograph. Just wanted to shake his hand...
So then after he didn't shake my hand, I told him he was by far the rudest player that I had ever met, then as I got back over to my wife... I yelled as loud as I could... Hey everybody!!!! That's Warren Sapp!!! But he's a B*TCH, so I wouldn't bother even trying to say what's up... His eyes got Big as hell (you know that dumb wide eyed look he gives on TV, yeah that one) then his Body guards and Joey Porter all busted out laughing. Sapp v-lined back towards Ocean drive and his body guards followed. People were actually yelling at him the whole way after I told them what happened.
Joey Porter stayed and talked to the fans took some pics and announced he had to leave to get ready for a party. Before he left he came over to me and my wife and had his body guard snap a photo with us from his camera. He said, you're the first person I've ever seen punk Sapp! It made me feel good. In retrospect I guess he could have beat my ass (and he would have) but I didn't care!
Moral of the story is that Sapp was a b*tch, and so is Karma! I've loathed him ever since. Sitting back and watching/hearing about his problems make me happy! Sorry it was so long. Just wanted to give you yet another reason to hate him!
