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TOTUS reigns in the "gifted speaker"...again


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#21 Murph

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:26 AM

Did somebody mention my lovely lady?

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#22 Matt Foley

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:28 AM

Lincoln read the Gettysburg Address from a piece of paper. And wrote at least 4 attempts at it. That faker. That charlatan.

http://en.wikipedia....tysburg_Address


What's wrong with using notes? Have you ever taken public speaking?

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:00 AM

just as long as the notes are not on a screen?


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:05 AM

Being able to read your notes and look up from the podium instead of staring head-down is just atrocious. It's .... it's just wrong in so many ways.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:09 AM

according to "wait, wait, don't tell me" Lincoln was the first on record for writing a : and a ) next to a joke in one of his speeches, thus becoming the first person know to use an emoticon :)

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:10 AM

It's not that Obama uses a teleprompter, it's that he's lost without it. When there's a glitch, Mr. Smooth is no more. Mr. Let Me Be Perfectly Clear becomes Mr. Deer in the Headlights.

Bush was a genius. By being obtuse at all times, we couldn't tell when there was a teleprompter malfunction.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:22 AM

It really is amazing how much The Barry is thrown off by teleprompter glitches. Most leaders use the teleprompter as a fail safe. The Barry relies so much on it that he can't even ad lib without looking like a goofy idiot.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:24 AM

It really is amazing how much The Barry is thrown off by teleprompter glitches. Most leaders use the teleprompter as a fail safe. The Barry relies so much on it that he can't even ad lib without looking like a goofy idiot.


Be kind. Rodeo dreams of having sex with him.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:25 AM

I much preferred the retard that could not speak or read.


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 09:14 AM

If this is one of the biggest issues for you guys to whine about, then he must be doing something right.

That said, the image is pretty funny, but the comments after, as normal, are retarded.