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#31 CCS

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:02 PM

There's nothing in the world worse than a BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSTAN of NUUUU YOURKKKKKKKK accent

#32 Chimera

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:17 AM

There's nothing in the world worse than a BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSTAN of NUUUU YOURKKKKKKKK accent


I can deal with New York accents. Boston is a no go. But some southerners' accents get on my nerves too. I went up to Wilkes County recently. I couldn't understand anyone.

What really gets me is the Bostonians who have lived in the south for a while and their accents mix... they take the most annoying parts of each and put them together.
"I watched NASCAR with my wife" turns into "Ah watched NASCAaaaa with my waff"

#33 PanthaSan

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:38 AM

"Just sign right here, General Lee and this will all be a distant memory."

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:40 AM

kitty-corner...

FML
Everyone knows its katty-corner


Oh and Cornhole as the name of a game...
Everyone knows that cornholing is gay butt sex.

#35 Epistaxis

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 08:54 AM

You can blame those idiots from cincinnatah for that "cornhole" nonsense.

I'm looking forward to my upcoming trip to Atlanta (sorry).

Last time I was in SC I think I ate shrimp n grits every day.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:03 AM

Yankee: "Do you drink pop?"

Me "Dude, no that's just gross"


...pop is more of a midwestern thing - true yankees say soda. ;) (seriously - soda is used in the northeast, pop in the midwest.)

How many "Yankees" do you ever hear talking about Rebs?

None. They've moved on.


You've never heard any comments about dumb southerners up north? I have... but admittedly most are really directed at "dumb redneck hicks," which are in most states :P

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:16 AM

The pop thing is true....which is why I refuse to use the term.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 11:38 AM

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:34 PM

Do I introduce myself as Panthro?

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:54 PM

For the sake of the children, I edited out your actual name.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:13 PM

I lived all over the South for 36 years. After living here for almost nine months, I can safely say that the people up here are vastly more intelligent and the woman are equally as hot. I'm so glad to be away from brain dead redneck trash.

Flame away.


Disagree.

The women are not nearly as good looking, and many of those folks have rarely been out of their own state, except to go to Disney World.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:25 PM

Disagree.

The women are not nearly as good looking, and many of those folks have rarely been out of their own state, except to go to Disney World.


while true of much of the rural north, these things are not true of new york city.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:29 PM

while true of much of the rural north, these things are not true of new york city.


Ever been to Long Island?

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:33 PM

Ever been to Long Island?


unfortunately.


thankfully, long island proper isn't new york city, just Brooklyn and Queens are. good fishing though.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:36 PM

I have rarely met a segment of the population so densely populated that have no idea of the World around them.


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