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[bLACKpANTHER]

no offense, just figured i'd give the forum a balance



- using the term "yankee" outside of baseball

- "ya'll shore taulk funny up hurr"

- "At' boy was supposed to brang me ‘em car parts, but he’s slower’n a bread wagon with biscuit wheels."

- "WaRshington, DC"

[Inimicus]

nothing... they are southerners so by definition everything they say is as perfect as if spoken by The Almighty

[Woodcookedbbq]

How bout run to the store and get me a drink and a nab.

[Mr. Belding]

The "waRshington" cracked me up. That gets on my nerves. But "up hurr"? Come on, now, you're showing that you don't know any southerners. Southerners turn "here" into a two syllable word. "Hee-yir"

[Jase]

come on guys, have a sense of humor about yourselves.

"Here, hold mah beer and watch this!"

[Dpantherman]

- O-bama ...(as in Alabama)

-hip hap

-biggun

[Mr. Belding]

"I'm goin oppar to whoopeeze ice"

I think that translates to "I'm going up there to engage in fisticuffs"

"fixin' to"
"wallago"
"over yon"
"yallses" (plural for ya'll?)
"which one is yours" "the blackun"

[Jase]

I've never said fixin' to, but I have said fittina.


Like, I'm fittina reply to this here thread

[Scrumtrilescent]

I set the o/u on the times I say fixin' to in a day at 10.

[Dr Pepper]

"A-tall" as like my granddaddy use to say..."That boy ain't got a lick of sense A-tall"

[Dr Pepper]

Some I don't like;

• Hey boss
• Hey Cap'n
• Hey chief
• hey cuz
• Hey cowboy... etc. I will not answer to any of these.

[cookinwithgas]

Ok not really stupid but kinda funny:

My ex wife (from Savannah) to our movers when we were getting our furniture into our house near Boston in 1988:

(shouting from the kitchen) "Y'all! Want some ice tea?"

Mover: "Ma'am, we're United Van Lines, not You Haul"

[Roger Dorn]

"let's go to the north"

[Kuech Da Sneak]

no offense, just figured i'd give the forum a balance

- using the term "yankee" outside of baseball

Don't you mean stupid sheet you've heard a Eurofag say?

[bLACKpANTHER]

the beginning of this scene fits this thread perfectly..