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Stupid Shyt You Have Heard A Southerner Say


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#1 bLACKpANTHER

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:44 AM

no offense, just figured i'd give the forum a balance



- using the term "yankee" outside of baseball

- "ya'll shore taulk funny up hurr"

- "At' boy was supposed to brang me ‘em car parts, but he’s slower’n a bread wagon with biscuit wheels."

- "WaRshington, DC"

#2 Inimicus

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:47 AM

nothing... they are southerners so by definition everything they say is as perfect as if spoken by The Almighty

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 11:41 PM

How bout run to the store and get me a drink and a nab.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 08:29 AM

The "waRshington" cracked me up. That gets on my nerves. But "up hurr"? Come on, now, you're showing that you don't know any southerners. Southerners turn "here" into a two syllable word. "Hee-yir"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 08:50 AM

come on guys, have a sense of humor about yourselves.

"Here, hold mah beer and watch this!"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:02 AM

- O-bama ...(as in Alabama)

-hip hap

-biggun

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:20 AM

"I'm goin oppar to whoopeeze ice"

I think that translates to "I'm going up there to engage in fisticuffs"

"fixin' to"
"wallago"
"over yon"
"yallses" (plural for ya'll?)
"which one is yours" "the blackun"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:23 AM

I've never said fixin' to, but I have said fittina.


Like, I'm fittina reply to this here thread

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:29 AM

I set the o/u on the times I say fixin' to in a day at 10.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:31 AM

"A-tall" as like my granddaddy use to say..."That boy ain't got a lick of sense A-tall"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:36 AM

Some I don't like;
  • Hey boss
  • Hey Cap'n
  • Hey chief
  • hey cuz
  • Hey cowboy... etc. I will not answer to any of these.


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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:40 AM

Ok not really stupid but kinda funny:

My ex wife (from Savannah) to our movers when we were getting our furniture into our house near Boston in 1988:

(shouting from the kitchen) "Y'all! Want some ice tea?"

Mover: "Ma'am, we're United Van Lines, not You Haul"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 10:16 AM

"let's go to the north"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 11:03 AM

no offense, just figured i'd give the forum a balance

- using the term "yankee" outside of baseball


Don't you mean stupid sheet you've heard a Eurofag say?

#15 bLACKpANTHER

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 11:48 AM

the beginning of this scene fits this thread perfectly..



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