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A Pillowtop Mattress Is Ruining My Marriage

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The dog or the bed?

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can't it be both?

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Married... sex.... what?

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yeah that bed looks great but our dachshund will have that smelling like stank ass dog in a month

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Married... sex.... what?

Eventually I figure my wife might want a 3rd kid and therefore have sex for a third time.

I want to be prepared with a firmer mattress when this happens. And perhaps a french tickler.

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I mentioned sex to my wife the other night and she looked at me like I had grown an extra eye and seemed really confused. The bed is not our problem.... matter of fact, sounds like I need to get one of those to sleep better... I mean who needs sex anyway right? RIGHT?

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My wife and I have been on a pillow top since before marriage. I'm 6' 2" and she is 5' 10". We do sink in, but I am able to overcome.

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My wife and I have been on a pillow top since before marriage. I'm 6' 2" and she is 5' 10". We do sink in, but I am able to overcome.

Sounds messy

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on a pillowtop I'm more worried about undercoming

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Maybe you should get some of those foam wedge sex toys, and if your bedroom is carpeted, some knee pads.

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this is more what he needs

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