85 replies to this topic

[Roger Dorn]

Scot I got to the one near Cornelius and I've never had a bad haircut there. They do a great job. My only comPlaint is that the girls are too chatty and I don't like to play 20 questions. Want to get my cut and leave ASAP. Seriously though for the price $20 they do an excellent job.

[Mr. Scot]

Scot I got to the one near Cornelius and I've never had a bad haircut there. They do a great job. My only comPlaint is that the girls are too chatty and I don't like to play 20 questions. Want to get my cut and leave ASAP. Seriously though for the price $20 they do an excellent job.

I went to one once on the advice of a couple of female friends.

Haircut was neither great nor awful, but then I got the impression hairstyling skill wasn't their main drawing point

[Roger Dorn]

Those girls in there aren't even hot. Never been to the one in south Charlotte

BTW, I ran into one of the girls at Harvey's in huntersville last summer and she was pretty liquored up. I started talking to her because she recognized me and she basically told me that their encouraged to subtly rub their tits in the clients face or lean in a little extra if they can lol. I bet those girls make a killing with all those middle aged married men that come in there.

[La Pantera]

Whale clippers for the win! Ive paid for a haircut like twice in twenty years.
..just shave that poo off. Save money on shampoo too...lil dab'll do ya!

[Mr. Scot]

...she basically told me that their encouraged to subtly rub their tits in the clients face or lean in a little extra if they can lol.

I'm shocked

[jasonluckydog]

my old lady cuts my hair cost me $0.0000 and her titties rub my neck while she is cutting....very nice

[CatMan72]

LOL... Clausen

[SCP]

I went to Sport Clips on Sunday out of necessity. :-(

[Mr. Scot]

I went to Sport Clips on Sunday out of necessity. :-(

I actually like Sport Clips. The MVP service is nice.

[Lumps]

I cut my own hair and rub my own tits...efficient and always satisfying

[top dawg]

I wont go to Great Clips again, they put mouse in my hair before they used the clippers. needless to say, I got up and left.

Definitely wouldn't go back to a place that put a mouse in my hair.

It could have been worse. It could have been moose.

[Cary Kollins]

Sounds like pickles is just trying to trick @supercuts into following him. Sad really.

[Daddy Uncle]

looks to me like super cuts does an outstanding job

[Proudiddy]

LOL hilarious.

Two things:

1) Jimmy makes millions. Why is he going to express haircut spots?

2) Any of these type of places - Fantastic Sams, Great Clips, Supercuts, Sportsclips, etc. only know one type of haircut, so he should've known better. Here is an exchange on any given visit at any one of these places:

Hairbutcher: Hey, what can I do for you today?

Customer: Well, I was looking for something about medium length, shorter on the sides, longer on top... you know, to give me enough to style but cleaned up.

HB: Yeah yeah, totally. So, do you usually use clippers or shears for the sides?

C: Shears.

HB: Cool. You ready?

C: Sure.

*immediate click is heard from clippers turning on and they are placed quickly on customer's dome piece*

*customer doesn't want to be rude so he remains patient, believing the hairbutcher knows best and can achieve the same effect*

(15 minutes later)

HB: how does it look?

C: Great! Thanks! (hoping that is enough to get him out of the seat so he can get home and shave the rest himself)

HB: Is that short enough for you?

C: Yup.

HB: Well, let me even it up, hold on...

(hairbutcher proceeds to cut another 2/3 of an inch of hair off customers lettuce unevenly with divots and spots throughout)

HB: How is that?

C: Awesome, thanks.

HB: so, do you want to make your next appointment with us now or...

C: I'll just call to make my next appointment, thanks.

(customer walks out to car to stare at his lettuce in disgust, he was given the official haircut of express cutters everywhere: "The German SS Officer")

[The Special One]

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