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#16 TNPanther

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:22 PM

Completely false, but funny nonetheless.

Last night I got a hot waitress' number at Buffalo Wild Wings. I asked her what she looks for in a guy & she rambled on about a bunch of BS that I wasn't particularly listening to. I then asked her if she knew what I looked for in a girl. She said what's that & I replied with, "my dick." She blushed & walked away, then came back with the tab & it had her name/number on it.

Girls are so slutty it's not even funny. I did it as a joke cause my friends dared me to. I was expecting to get the finger or something. But if I didn't have a gf I'd definitely hit her up. She was purdy.


Pics or it didn't happen.

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#17 ThaJackal

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:29 PM

I worked at AutoBell during college. Best job for school kids (during the school year and in the summer). Flexible hours, consistent paycheck and tips for spending. Can't beat it.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:47 PM

I worked at AutoBell during college. Best job for school kids (during the school year and in the summer). Flexible hours, consistent paycheck and tips for spending. Can't beat it.


I was a prostitute & had hot steamy no strings attached sex with hot rich women for $5/hr. Worth every three minutes, every time.

#19 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:48 PM

Loved my pizza delivery gig in college. Had a car I could throw around and not care about and got good gas mileage, though. However, nowadays I rarely like to eat pizza because the smell just got nauseating.

#20 TNPanther

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:45 PM

Loved my pizza delivery gig in college. Had a car I could throw around and not care about and got good gas mileage, though. However, nowadays I rarely like to eat pizza because the smell just got nauseating.


That's one thing going for me - my car gets awesome gas mileage (30mpg around town) and it's kinda-sorta a beater. How much did you make, gross?

#21 MadHatter

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:53 AM

I delivered pizza for a couple of years. Every person I delivered to was a smoking hot chick who came to the door wearing just a towel and always needed help drying off. They all tipped $100 per pizza as well. Great job. You'll love it.


And then you woke up from your nap.......

#22 mmmbeans

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:58 AM

I did it for a while... pretty fun job but there are better ways to make money.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:58 PM

I would wait tables before I did that. At least in addition to meeting new people, you will be getting laid on a daily basis.


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