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Top Five Things You Hate To Hear Your Wife/gf Say.....

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I didn't know there was a Jennifer Aniston sex toy. I'm going to get one!

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"The car just started making that noise..."

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"The car just started making that noise..."

Yep....and the next sound is that damn sucking sound. Not the good one that your wife makes, but the one of cash sucking out of your wallet.

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Can I use your credit card?

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It's not you, it's me

We should just be friends

^^ get those 2 the most

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I know two my husband hates. He starts whining like a two year old.

I'm going to run into Sally's for a minute.

While we're already in Raleigh, I want to go in Ulta.

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"so I went through your browser history...."

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Overhearing this phone conversation

"Yeah we are completely open this weekend. That sounds like fun...I'll let Casey know"

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Overhearing this phone conversation

"Yeah we are completely open this weekend. That sounds like fun...I'll let Casey know"

My ex-fiancee was always volunteering me and my big @$$ truck to help her friends and family. :angry: (And of course, they never paid for fuel or my time.)

(I had a 4WD, club cab, dually with a full 8' bed! 19.5 feet long bumper to bumper! 6.5 turbo diesel with Granny Gear. I could pull stumps with that thing!)

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Can you run to the store for me?

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After eating meeting up for drinks and a meal.

"You got this right?"

Come to think of it. She never paid for food...oh what the fug man!

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