Top Five Things You Hate To Hear Your Wife/gf Say.....
Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:52 PM
Did you over serve yourself again? (usually joking)
I had a really bad day at work..........
Why do we hang out with your friends more than mine?
I wonder if the whole point of living is to procreate.....
Posted 23 May 2012 - 02:17 PM
Forgot to add that one to my list.....pie for you sir
Posted 23 May 2012 - 02:42 PM
Posted 23 May 2012 - 04:19 PM
1. We need to talk
2. When are you going to fix (fill in blanks)
3. We need more quality time together
4. I have an idea, what about.______________________
5. I missed my period
I have heard those so many times in my life, I'm numb to them.
My ex-fiancee kept playing the "Suicide Card" on me.
"If you force me to move out, I'll kill myself! then my death will be on your hands!"
I had heard this so much, that I finally said, "Fine, I'll give you your gun back."
(I had taken her .357 out of her car the first few times she threw that in my face. I had hidden it so well, I forgot for a while where I put it.)
Posted 23 May 2012 - 04:45 PM
"We need a break, by the way I'm taking the flatscreen." I wanted to murder that bitch...
Posted 23 May 2012 - 05:52 PM
I have not... but I KNOW she really, really wants me
She actually asked me to tell you to stop staking her. Or at least that is what I thought she said. Her mouth was kind of full, so it was hard to understand her.
Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:21 PM
Posted 24 May 2012 - 07:49 AM
"The car just started making that noise..."
Yep....and the next sound is that damn sucking sound. Not the good one that your wife makes, but the one of cash sucking out of your wallet.
Posted 24 May 2012 - 09:05 AM
We should just be friends
^^ get those 2 the most
Posted 24 May 2012 - 09:38 AM
I'm going to run into Sally's for a minute.
While we're already in Raleigh, I want to go in Ulta.
Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:55 AM
"Yeah we are completely open this weekend. That sounds like fun...I'll let Casey know"