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Doyle

Huddle Doctors And Those Who Pretend To Be Doctors

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Don't use it...allow it to heal.

Tell the coach you can play but no hard running and you'll need a pinch runner. Put in batting order behind some fast guys that can come in for you (our rule is guy who made last out). And be sure the lineup doesn't have two hurt dudes close together so if you have to...get lucky and spread the pinch runner across two innings (in our league...only one pinch per inning).

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Cut it off.

Damn, beat me to it.....

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Um dude, go to a real doctor. Keep fuging it up and it'll bother you when you're old like me...

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disclaimer: taking medical advice from the huddle shall likely result in great bodily harm. Proceed with caution.

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C'mon, its softball, you dont really need to run anyways. Just put a small pillow under your shirt, everyone will think you just gained 20 pounds and thats why you're limping slowly around the field.

Also, this injury gives you a chance to pull the Kirk Gibson fist pump while slowly rounding the bases if you ever get a big hit

Gibson+rounds+third+base+after+hitting+his+dramatic+home+run.jpg

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Um dude, go to a real doctor. Keep fuging it up and it'll bother you when you're old like me...

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First of all, you are a fuging moron for attempting to engage in strenuous physical activity with a torn calf muscle. You need to seek professional medical attention and you may need surgery. I would not recommend jogging either. You're going to need PT as well. Hope u got insurance man.

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First of all, you are a fuging moron

Thats a little harsh.

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probably should see a doctor. you could do permanent damage.

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