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Joe Person Reporting Live...

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He seemed a little too keyed up about the season... he needs to dial down that excitement a few notches

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"Where theres a lot of excitment goin on" . . . cricket. . cricket <fat guy in the background stares off in the distance unenthusiastically>

lol awesome and cmon man Corolla is funny, Person is more like. . . wallpaper. . . shitty wallpaper

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I publicly challenge Joe Person to a media foot race and arm wrestle during training camp.

First you have to get yourself a fauxhawk that's up to Person's level.

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I swear he's Adam Corolla's long lost twin.

I'm glad im not the only one that thinks that

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I like how he says "I talked to Cam about so and so" and then cut to Cam wearing a hoodie and hat from some time last winter. He's as timely with his interviews as with his breaking headlines.

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Jesus friggin Christ. I'm an upcoming sophomore in college and I seriously could do a 10x better job than he does.

Do they employ this guy as a joke?

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I swear he's Adam Corolla's long lost twin.

reminds me more of Ed Helms than Adam Corolla

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Does he have a flavor saver? I can't really tell.

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Saw the title, checked the calendar. It's not April 1st again yet. Ducked for pigs.

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