Can't believe I have to choose between Romney and god damned Obama.
Actually... You don't. You could just not vote, or vote for a third party candidate. Of course, depending on your state, that can have different consequences.
I'm likely voting for Obama because he is closer to my views than Romney, but I've seriously considered other options this election year... particularly given the fact that I'm in a state that isn't about to go red, despite our former governor running for president