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#16 Cary Kollins

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 09:02 AM

Saints** fans touch themselves
Lubrication from their tears
Gregg Williams turned on

#17 big_d

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:30 AM

So many talented haiku writers here it amazes me.

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#18 Argus Plexus

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 11:57 AM

I hate those fine young males
I hope they die in a fire
Wipe my ass with them

#19 PhillyB

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:47 PM

how is this thread not more popular

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 06:15 PM

I hate those fine young males
I hope they die in a fire
Wipe my ass with them

You mad?

#21 Argus Plexus

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 07:21 PM

You mad?

You homo?

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:24 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and attempt a limerick instead of a haiku.

There once was a douche from the south
With a mole and a mighty big mouth
that whined and cried
and often denied
What was proven beyond reasonable doubt

#23 Bodybag

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 11:00 PM

Lombardi trophy
Some have one, others do not
Tears and rage follow

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 12:59 AM

that sucked

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 08:04 AM

Stuck in a poo town
The offseason that won't quit
What more could one want

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 09:36 AM

Lombardi trophy
Some have one, others do not
Tears and rage follow


Forty years of suck
Two thousand nine, jump in line
Must buy Brees jersey

#27 Borat

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:47 PM

Vilma hunts many heads.
Sean Payton steals Vicoden
Saints* fans deny it all.


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Posted 10 July 2012 - 05:21 PM

Payton grinds on ass
Breesus demands too much cash
Saints* suck once again

#29 Borat

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

Payton grinds on ass
Breesus demands too much cash
Saints** suck once again

Lol did you see him dancing by himself? Hilarious.

#30 toldozer

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:04 PM

Yes. How he will have a players respect next year is beyond me.