Other NFL Guarantees Inspired by Ryan Kalil
Posted 31 July 2012 - 09:51 PM
I intend to write my own when I have a chance. Add your own.
Posted 31 July 2012 - 10:31 PM
--Browns Kick Returner Josh Cribbs
I guarantee...that I will keep self-inflicted gunshots to an absolute minimum during this NFL season.
I promise to not curl up in the fetal position, sucking my thumb, on the field when the pressure is on and I absolutely have to miss a big kick this season. Also, I promise to never hurt myself celebrating Gramatica-style after making a big kick. In fact, I'll just not make any big kicks to be safe.
Posted 31 July 2012 - 10:38 PM
Posted 31 July 2012 - 10:58 PM
--Maurice Jones Drew
Posted 31 July 2012 - 11:02 PM