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[SCP]

Those little bundles of cornhole burning delight are so close that my butt hairs are starting to curl. Tis a great time of year my fellow tailgaters, tis a great time indeed! In a few short days we will hear that angelic sound of beer cans popping and smell that devil's cologne rising from the grills of the parking lots. This is what life is all about. Eating poo that would kill half the human population, drinking some cheap ass Miller Lite, and cheering on the greatest team on the planet.



Go Panthers! And suck my jalapeno burnt ass Saints* fans.

[Kettle]

so there will be turds at the tailgate for the regular season home opener?

[SCP]

There will be at my tailgate. Not sure about the huddle tailgate. When I bought my PSLs I also picked up a parking pass and I park over on the west side of the stadium now so I haven't made a huddle tailgate in years. Last one I was at Bo about killed me with jello shots and I almost got kicked out of the seats I bought from Cosmo.

[rayzor]

you guys make them with the bread on the outside? i've seen them made that way but imo, all it does is take away from the flavor. i'm not a big bread lover myself. it's just filler. i'd rather focus on the pepper and lil smokie cheddery goodness all in a glorious bacon wrapping paper.

[SCP]

No breading on mine. Makes them less flavorful and too filling.

[Captain Morgan]

bread????

[boo7382]

How about you man up this year and show up at a Tailgate!

I won't make fun of your jean on jean ensemble

[SCP]

How about you man up this year and show up at a Tailgate!

I won't make fun of your jean on jean ensemble

I might this year. It's such a long walk though and my denim doesn't breath very well.

[rayzor]

bread????

yeah, i was surprised. i think they got some of those pillsbury crescent rolls or something and wrapped them up? i don't know. maybe folded them. i can't remember. i just remember them saying it was an ABT and i just shrugged and ate one. everything else on the inside was the same. they just baked it in the oven i guess.

[beastson]

Nobody wants to hear about your butt hairs

[Captain Morgan]

ok, I saw a recipe where they did that...never made....dang sure don't need bread in an abt....that's like having Cam
Newton as qb and signing Jimmy Clausen to improve the position.

[SCP]

Nobody wants to hear about your butt hairs

It's a metaphor

[rayzor]

It's a metaphor

though it is a solid gauge as to how good the ABTs were.

[SCP]

yeah, i was surprised. i think they got some of those pillsbury crescent rolls or something and wrapped them up? i don't know. maybe folded them. i can't remember. i just remember them saying it was an ABT and i just shrugged and ate one. everything else on the inside was the same. they just baked it in the oven i guess.

Sounds like a Club Level Buffalo Turd.

[rayzor]

Sounds like a Club Level Buffalo Turd.

it does. i think a falcons fan made it, though. not sure if that means anything.