Jump to content

- - - - -

I'm positively sure this is the most uninformed POS article, I've ever read

This topic has been archived. This means that you cannot reply to this topic.
36 replies to this topic

#13 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

I Mean He Was Found Guilty

    Jerry Richard$on and Gettledouche apologist

  • Joined: 25-November 08
  • posts: 12,239
  • Reputation: 5,669

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:26 AM

they went quite easy on us compared to some of the other ones


#14 jtnc


    Resident Asshole

  • Joined: 28-November 10
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 13,662
  • Reputation: 3,664

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:29 AM

you done been trolled.


I admit defeat.

Posted Image

#15 Leeroy Jenkins PhD

Leeroy Jenkins PhD


  • Joined: 24-January 10
  • posts: 2,297
  • Reputation: 1,264

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:31 AM

I loved it! It was a great read. The guy did his homework! I am very impressed.

Of course, it was meant to be what it is. If your butt hurt over something like this you have no sense of humor

#16 SevenSixes


    Born a moron

  • Joined: 16-February 11
  • PipPipPipPip
  • posts: 551
  • Reputation: 107

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:35 AM

Shiite, Now that I clicked on it, I can't un-click it..

I'm going back to trolling @adamschein twitter for that stupid cats in the cellar prediction.
At least he'll own it until after week 4.
Good Times..

#17 PhillyB


    sườn núi phía đông thứ ba của mặt trời

  • Joined: 29-November 08
  • posts: 23,792
  • Reputation: 20,027

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:36 AM

it's on deadspin so it has to be serious

#18 CRA


    Senior Member

  • Joined: 25-November 08
  • posts: 27,262
  • Reputation: 5,361

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:38 AM

They Atl one said he would kill Ryan if Atl wasted a playoff spot preventing him from seeing Cam in the post season.

They aren't serious. They are doing one a day for every team



    Senior Member

  • Joined: 10-April 11
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 5,763
  • Reputation: 1,481

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:38 AM


#20 csx


    Senior Member

  • Joined: 31-December 09
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 7,999
  • Reputation: 2,365

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:47 AM

This part is pretty funny:

Cortland Finnegan and Mario Williams were there to be had for a team that was a good defense away from playing in the postseason but fug it we need a 3RD fuging RUNNING BACK. For reasons unknown to anyone besides Jerry Richardson Mike Tolbert is now a Panther. If I didn't know any better Jerry Richardson is forcing Cam Newton into leaving for New England just because he wants to write him a hate letter in comic sans.

#21 Leeroy Jenkins PhD

Leeroy Jenkins PhD


  • Joined: 24-January 10
  • posts: 2,297
  • Reputation: 1,264

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:49 AM

Never before in history has a team gone into a draft or the offseason with their needs clearly defined and just completely and unabashedly ignored them. Now we must sit and pray for an entire season while no-name running backs curb stomp our defensive line. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ball, a gathering of goofball wide receivers will participate in the annual ritual of trying to save Steve Smith from getting gangbanged prison style by defensive back triple teams. As a frame of reference, Legedu Naanee was the lucky winner last year, and this year will most certainly involve overdrafted Armanti Edwards running routes drawn by a 3 year old with an Etch a Sketch.

All of this follows an offseason filled with reports of Panthers' staff being excited for undrafted free agents, as if finding the next Victor Cruz involves throwing a dart at a US map and scouting the nearest community college. Thankfully we picked up fat boy running back Mike Tolbert, because we certainly didn't have enough skill at the position. Finally, throw in the guaranteed slew of season ending injuries that will happen either during or before the first game, like Jon Beason, David Gettis, or perhaps Ron Edwards who tore his triceps while tying his shoes at the first practice last year, and this is why the Panthers suck.

That is amazing!

#22 Cary Kollins

Cary Kollins


  • Joined: 07-November 11
  • posts: 9,041
  • Reputation: 9,188

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:50 AM

Where are the gifs?

#23 CarolinaNCSU


    Senior Member

  • Joined: 12-September 11
  • posts: 6,169
  • Reputation: 2,963

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:50 AM

The part about RIvera calling the TO against the Saints* with 2 seconds left in the half hurt. I had almost blocked that out of my memory.

#24 Chaos



  • Joined: 27-November 08
  • posts: 10,193
  • Reputation: 4,729

Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:57 AM

The use of the word FUGING in the first paragraph should have been a clue that perhaps this isn't real journalism.