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Gallagher    657

So the Republican National convention is happening in Tampa Bay right now. The Democratic National convention is going to be in Charlotte next week. The Buccaneers play in Tampa Bay and the Panthers in Charlotte. The Bucs' primary color is red, just like the Republicans, while the Panthers' primary color is blue, just like the Democrats. This is all bringing me to this mind blowing connection.

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The winner of TB vs. CAR week 1 will determine the winner of the presidential election. IE, if Carolina wins, Obama wins, and if Tampa Bay wins, Romney wins.

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Worst thread of the day, the season can't come soon enough, etc etc.

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Gallagher    657

ugh. this thread is even dumber than what i imagined.

congratulations.

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to attribute this level of idiocy to the sheer boredom of watching Bret Ratliff going up against Kirk Cousins.

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Been reading up on how madden fuged up our sleeves this year. Decided to search for a weasley walls picture in google. My safe search is turned off for obvious reasons. Some titty pics were there. Thought it was funny.

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Brokenbad    66

So the Republican National convention is happening in Tampa Bay right now. The Democratic National convention is going to be in Charlotte next week. The Buccaneers play in Tampa Bay and the Panthers in Charlotte. The Bucs' primary color is red, just like the Republicans, while the Panthers' primary color is blue, just like the Democrats. This is all bringing me to this mind blowing connection.

aliens-guy.JPG

The winner of TB vs. CAR week 1 will determine the winner of the presidential election. IE, if Carolina wins, Obama wins, and if Tampa Bay wins, Romney wins.

mind_blown.gif

Worst thread of the day, the season can't come soon enough, etc etc.

Never thought I would want Carolina to lose.....

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So the Republican National convention is happening in Tampa Bay right now. The Democratic National convention is going to be in Charlotte next week. The Buccaneers play in Tampa Bay and the Panthers in Charlotte. The Bucs' primary color is red, just like the Republicans, while the Panthers' primary color is blue, just like the Democrats. This is all bringing me to this mind blowing connection.

The winner of TB vs. CAR week 1 will determine the winner of the presidential election. IE, if Carolina wins, Obama wins, and if Tampa Bay wins, Romney wins.

Worst thread of the day, the season can't come soon enough, etc etc.

No no no. This thread is great. here is some more coincidences.

Both presidents were elected to the presidency in '60.

Both presidents were elected to the House of Representatives in '46.

Both were runners-up for the party's nomination for VP in '56.

Both their Vice Presidents and successors were Southern Democrats named Johnson who were born in '08.

Both presidents were shot in their heads.

Both presidents were shot from behind.

Both presidents were shot in presence of their wives.

Both presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both presidents were accompanied by another couple.

The male companion of the other couple was wounded by the assassin.

Both presidents had a son die during their presidency.

Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theatre; Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in a Lincoln automobile, made by Ford

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theatre; Kennedy had a secretary named Evelyn Lincoln who warned him not to go to Dallas.

Both presidents' last names have 7 letters.

Both presidents have five syllables in their full name (which counts Kennedy's middle initial).

There are 6 letters in each Johnson's first name.

Booth ran from a theatre to a warehouse; Oswald ran from a warehouse to a theatre.

Both assassins have 3-word and 15-letter names.

Both assassins were born in the late '30s.

Both assassins were killed within the same calendar month before they could be put on trial.

Both assassins were killed in states located immediately west of the states of their births.

Lincoln Kennedy played football in the NFL.

And to top it all off Dallas (where Kennedy was killed) Plays Washington (where Lincoln was killed) to open the season.

So I ask, to all the naysayers talking trash about this thread; are all of these things just coincidences?

Well yes. I think so.

This is a waste of time.

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