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I hate coming here to defend my Bucs twice a year but a real man looks his kill in the eye whilst it takes it's last breath. Thats the kind of pirate I am mate. I don't care that this place is an undercover gay website and reeks of poo. I'm here from the outside world to bring a does of reality. The least I could do.

It was an ok shack back in the day before Cam, now this place is a certified boys after school program. I actually think the the bandwagon fans outnumber the old skoolers. Maybe that explains the increase in socially unacceptable behavior I've seen around here lately. If the Raleigh police dept ever needs to hit their quota, they can always set up a "catch a predator" sting on this website and clean house.

I realize half you fugers can't read but maybe one of your "Daddys" can translate it for you for a small fee...

With that out the way, allow me, as your host for a week, to preview the week one match between your tamed bitches and the mighty Pirates from Tampa Bay.

Josh Freeman leads the assault for the Bucs in his 4th season followed by a 1st round running back, free agent road grader Carl Nicks, and #1 reciever Mount Vjax. This is in addition to your regular panther tamers like Blount, Williams, and Benn.

I don't see how the putty tats defense can stop this. Not when your best defender is a rookie.?LOL

Your dline is weak, your LB unit hasn't played together, EVER, and your secondary is soo horrible Mark Sanchez is till passing on em.

On the other side of the ball is sophmore slumping Cam Newton. If you think he will have a repeat of last season, your not thinking. If you think he will be better, take big bros cock out of your jaw and readjust your face muscles. Behind Cam is the a long line of panty fans with their noeses up his and their...never mind. What I wanted to say is, behind Cam is a an ok stable of backs looking for a reason to fumble. The oline looked solid against the Jets starting D but the Bucs D is better and if you didn't know, STFU and watch on sunday. Cam never faced a McCoy led attack but he will sunday evening and I'll be playing some Isley Brothers whilst it goes down. Look for Talib to treat Steve Smith to a helping of "shut up old man and go sit down" while our rookie safety "The Red Barron" shuts down Cams only other weapon, Olson. Also look for a relentless attack on Cam to flush him out of the pocket which usual means free hits on the subservant franchise.

For added measure, expect our special teams to give us atleast 10 pts because yours is nonexistant. Everyone knows this. Even your wife...she told me.

All in all, don't get your hopes up at starting 1-0. Thats like me hoping all the yound impressionable boys on this site will leave and call the authoritys.

I think you made 'em mad bro. Don't use too many big words with too many syllables and keep adjectives at a 3rd grade level.

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I think you made 'em mad bro. Don't use too many big words with too many syllables and keep adjectives at a 3rd grade level.

i realize that. Im thinking about posting coloring books.

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yes, clearly the panthers fans, not digibuc need to lay off the gay innuendo:

either I'm pathetically stupid or you're inbredly stupid. And too see you have a flock of whores following you like dumb sheep is rather a sad sight to see on a football forum.

if anyone of you stupid grease heads actually figures out how to distinguish me from your boy toy ajelandro, I'm sure you'll still stick to your made up fantasy. Now go back to your perfumed lotions and cam bottles.

but she didnt inhale boners like you. Where's your cam bottle?

Probably under your twin bed covered in yellow glue.

Of course he's aware of what Cam can do. Is he loosing sleep over it? Not like you staying up all night beating off to your cam gatorade bottle.

Hope you to wore a chasity or something cause there are some homo zombies up in here.

I dont know who this alijandro twad you inbreds are referring to but apparently he got all up in yall craw. Good for him.

I'm still waiting for a thank you for bringing the light of truth to this shithole.

Dont worry, I'll wait till monday. Now go dream of ajleandro and other boy porn whilst the circle jerk continues

Awww look at the little cock sucker sucking up to the forum elder.

Wow, if this place gets any more gay I'm getting vaccinated.

figuratively speaking. Only a man walks into the gay porn theatre that is carolina huddle and ushers in the light of reality.

shut up homo and breath in my final score that I forgot to add...

Bucs 23

panties 13

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I think you made 'em mad bro. Don't use too many big words with too many syllables and keep adjectives at a 3rd grade level.

what the....

did you just troll your fellow bucs fan?

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I think you made 'em mad bro. Don't use too many big words with too many syllables and keep adjectives at a 3rd grade level.

You thought there were big words in that retards post? Lolololololololol. I've seen bigger words tossed out at a 1st grade spelling bee.

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i realize that. Im thinking about posting coloring books.

They'd shove the crayons up their nose like Homer Simpson. The others would try their other orifices.

And y'all gotta stop hating on pirates. We're tied to our heritage. I'd hope the lot of you would understand why your basketball team was called the Hornets. Not the greatest name ever but I'll be damned if it wasn't appropriate.

Where the hell does Carolina get Panthers from? Or Hurricanes? You had to get right at least one of them.

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Yep, you're a fuging pirate who thinks impressionable is a big word. I read you loud and clear.

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You thought there were big words in that retards post? Lolololololololol. I've seen bigger words tossed out at a 1st grade spelling bee.

Well speaking of grammar, spelling, and such, what is "Lolololololol"? Lol is a single action of Laughing Out Loud, and continuously laughing can be HAHAHAHAHA , but how do you laugh one time but it's out loud 6 times? Doesn't make sense!

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yeah bro, we've never had hurricanes.

we didn't have male partner pirates. we had the great ones, like blackbeard.

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They'd shove the crayons up their nose like Homer Simpson. The others would try their other orifices.

And y'all gotta stop hating on pirates. We're tied to our heritage. I'd hope the lot of you would understand why your basketball team was called the Hornets. Not the greatest name ever but I'll be damned if it wasn't appropriate.

Where the hell does Carolina get Panthers from? Or Hurricanes? You had to get right at least one of them.

Don't forget the record holding Bobcats, record for worse NBA team ever! Lol ol ol ol ol ol ol ( must be an echo in here for my one laugh to be heard out loud so many times!)

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Don't forget the record holding Bobcats, record for worse NBA team ever! Lol ol ol ol ol ol ol ( must be an echo in here for my one laugh to be heard out loud so many times!)

How does one have a record for "worse"?

Oh, nevermind, it's Fat Pat.

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yeah bro, we've never had hurricanes.

we didn't have male partner pirates. we had the great ones, like blackbeard.

Edward Teach was from England, not North Carolina, nice try!

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