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Swashy's 3rd annual crow thread


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Listen up weaklings. The single greatest poster to ever grace the Smack Forum has invited you to the annual tradition of Bucs vs. Panthers.

If the Panthers win you all get the privilage of talking as much post-game poo as you please while the loser does the hardest thing in the world and tips his cap and says "You were the better team today. Enjoy the victory". Or the victor has the option of taking the high road.

Being the humble and generous man that I am, should the Panthers lose I will not rub it in your faces. I will rather just take the moment to reaffirm the fact that this is a yearly battle and massacre of the human spirit that must be cherished and enjoyed.

Your move pond scum.

Impress me.

Entertain me.

Do as The Great One says...

Titty Sprinkles

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The image isn't showing up. Way to follow up the most important thread in the Smack Room with a fail

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I can see it.

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Shows up for me. Learn to work a computer.

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My computer doesn't work on the boondocks systems you all run here. Either way, shall you be men and sign up to the bet? Or are the resident Panther faithful in the smack room too chicken poo like usual to take a pride bet against a team that outright quit last year and has every expert in the world thinking they'll be lucky to win twice all year? Or do the Panther faithful fear that you all will overlook us?

Keep in mind the Bucs are starting 12 new players since the last time you faced us and all but Ted Larsen is an upgrade. Best guard in the game came to us, a top WR, we drafted a hard hitting safety and a bruiser RB.

The game is more even than you think. Especially offensively.

I love how Panther fan thinks that drafting a LB and getting a few players back from injury suddenly makes you a top 10 defense.

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As usual I fully expect ZERO participation up until the final result.

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what exactly are we betting? That we'll come in here and admit that we lost if we do? Whoopy do.

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what exactly are we betting? That we'll come in here and admit that we lost if we do? Whoopy do.

The original bet used to be that for all the poo talking I do, I would stand before you all humbled after a Bucs loss and declare before the smack board that the Panthers were better than the Bucs. Should the Panther faithful have lost, they would've gone to unofficial Bucs board, start a thread, explain the bet and say the Bucs were the better team. Knowing the UTBBB, doing that would've guaranteed the Panther fan insta-respect and their own place on the board.

There's a few of you who do post there and I always value the input. I think Pantha-san is one of them if I'm not mistaken. We enjoy the rivalry.

But for so many in the smack room the terms of my original bet were too much to ask... Ohhh lord no. God forbid likes of McNasty or that guy who's name is like thing like 0)D-[4 or some poo like that. (as of this moment he will simply be referred to as "8--D") would follow through with the terms of THAT bet and gone to our site. It's fan made because the official Bucs site as sponsored by the team was shut down without warning.

But back to the story, you all were too good for that. So I switched up the deal where if the Bucs won, you all could simply shed your pride here.

So how about it? Any takers or do I have to prove myself right YET AGAIN about the masses in the smack room?

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I would take this bet, but I'm not man enough to anonymously admit to a bunch of people I never met my football team lost.

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Cam does have something most other QBs don't, a mugshot. Lol

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That post was so funny you posted it twice verbatim

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