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Swashy's 3rd annual crow thread

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Cam does have something most other QBs don't, a mugshot. Lol

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LOL way to use a lame joke twice. This would be funny if it was before the 2011 draft and people actually still fell for the Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire crap until it got proven wrong.

You're right though, Cam does have something that most QB's will ever have.

Heisman trophy

NCAA Championship

AP NFL Rookie of the year

Dozens of untouchable rookie records/NFL records

The Lombardi should be here very, very soon. The truth hurts...

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Blood pwnage

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all pat is good for is spamming the same image macros and other poo over and over again

i mean does anybody else remember him starting like 3-4 threads a day earlier in the year and all of it just being reposts from unreadable swamp ass bayou sports blogs read by like five people? i remember my world being rocked by duane's breathtaking dismantlement of cam's rookie season on that there football blog he done made when pat posted it here, for instance.

also when the content proved to be pure bullshit (guys i'm serious i heard from someone that someone else overheard sean payton celebrating the shortening of his suspension at a steakhouse you heard it here first!) he would try to distance himself from it by pointing out that he didn't write it even though he was blasting the 1812 overture finale while masturbating in his original post.

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Having seen everything now I have but one thing to say:

Get well soon Fat Pat wherever you are!

Your pal, Swashy

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Well hell, you know I'm game.

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Yep. I warned the bandwagoners. You guys flat out dominated us.

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Bucs win... hell of a game. All I can say is let this game come as a lesson of respect and a reality check of your opponent. The Bucs QUIT on Raheem Morris last year. The talent has always been there on our roster. But talent accounts for poo when you're not trying. Don't think for a second the new regime is going to let this team lay down and die like last year.

I hope the Panthers take this time to re-evaluate their division rival and their gameplan. You're not gonna win by not running the football.

I bid you all a farewell. Until next time. Cheers to a blood bath and another wager. I just so happened to win it this time. All the best until then. I know the Panthers will not make the same mistake twice.

Oh we'll be singin'.... when we're winnin'.... we'll be siginin'...

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Sup Swashy, we told em, but they didn't listen. Do we make them walk the plank?

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Sup Swashy, we told em, but they didn't listen. Do we make them walk the plank?

fug you pirate fine young male. You get no respect. At least swashfugler shows up win or lose.

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well, swashy i didn't read the terms of your bet before. even if i had, i wouldn't have taken it, because as i've said many times - the bucs have a history of fast starts at the beginning of the season. i honestly didn't expect your defense to shut us down, but it did.

the bucs have a tough 3 week stretch after this... can't wait to see how they stack up. just make sure to soften up the giants real good.

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I hate you swashy but you guys came out and played hard. I hate your team less then the falcons and the Saints*. Thats all the crow im going to eat. Good day sir

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