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I sense fear in our NFCS opponents fans...

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[quote name='The Graduate' timestamp='1348083767' post='1907469']


LOL

I now have another prayer on my prayer list and I sent it off already.

Please Lord, make any potential dreams of Nasty, PhillyB and being a Panther fan come in one nightmare.

I just got an answer back from the big guy upstairs. He said he would never do anything like that and referred me to the devil. I ain't talking to him cuz I don't want to give him any ideas. That would make it a potential nightmare from hell in my view.
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Its ok I understand this transition can be hard on people. Just accept the carolina panthers fanbase is more fun to be around. Just accept the fact you can trust us with your banking information. Just accept that you dont have to have a hurricane contest with NO and have them steal your thunder every time.
Just say that Tampa is full of NO wannabes and join the blue team.
Oh and in the mean time I forwarded your request for a nightmare to the devil and he said that as the head of the red team it would be a privilge to help a fan like yourself. Sleep tight and dont let red rum bite.

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[quote name='MCCNASTY' timestamp='1348088236' post='1907613']
Youre that schiano troll too arent you?
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Nope. Your Mods/Admin should be able to verify who is bi-posting or who is posting under one user name


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Its ok I understand this transition can be hard on people. Just accept the carolina panthers fanbase is more fun to be around. Just accept the fact you can trust us with your banking information. Just accept that you dont have to have a hurricane contest with NO and have them steal your thunder every time.
Just say that Tampa is full of NO wannabes and join the blue team.
Oh and in the mean time I forwarded your request for a nightmare to the devil and he said that as the head of the red team it would be a privilge to help a fan like yourself. Sleep tight and dont let red rum bite.
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a) Maybe for some, b probably the same, c) Wanna be a partner and buy some farm some farm land a short distance east of Miami. d) We could have a Hurricane/Bolt contest, e) Most of them hate the Saints as much as you guys do.

Thanks for the devil favor. I'll go find a church to drive by and I'll say a prayer for you in return. I can't promise I'll get much said cuz I'll be driving pretty fast.

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[quote name='MCCNASTY' timestamp='1348064436' post='1906982']
You are such a little whiney bitch. Get off your lame ass self righteous kick and crawl back to that stupid little buc sight you supposedly come from. Youre too weak to be hear.
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+1 for those intense Carolina spelling skills. If any of us can count to potato, it is most certainly you.


You're more like that fat fug from Full Metal Jacket in your avatar than you think.

And listen up asshole, just because you have to fall in line with the majority to feel comfortable and more like a man rather than stand on your own two feet and admit that you know full and damn well that I'm right doesn't make me self righteous.

You fall in line because you're a fuging clone.... I'll spell it out for you using your native grammar and spelling.



U




AINT




GOT




NO




BALLS!!!




U




AINT




NO




REAL



MAN!



Kindly fug off and get out my thread.

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[quote name='fug' timestamp='1348010159' post='1906232']
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iAxK7.jpg[/img]
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I haven't spoken to Zod but I'll commend him as necessary. Without him this site isn't possible. I at least know that. So what's your contribution?

Oh.... it's right here? Oh!!! It's the most overused meme on the internet that isn't Willy Wonka. How fuging original! Did you come up with it while you had 3 tablets open questing for gay porn sites? Did your mommy think it up for you? Or did you just honestly think that with what little IQ you have that you were "making a funny?"


Please... do us a favor, find a gun and McNasty and play Russian Roulette until we have a winner.


The world will have one less stupid person in it.

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[quote name='The Graduate' timestamp='1348080714' post='1907373']
Re Nasty or PhillyB

Wet Dreams - No Chance. Never had any dreams at all about Nasty or PhillyB. I probably wake my wife up and tell her about the traumatic nightmare I just had if something like that were to happen. That would be Twilight Zone material for sure.

Re ZOD,

Don't miss him and never met him. I do like his occupation of photographing wimmins and the fact that he gets paid for it. Who else on this forum has a job as good as that or who wouldn't want a job like that? Fug counting to potato. I can count to boob so maybe I could get a job as an assistant.
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Counting to boob FTW. The only counting the likes of the Smack room do is counting pubes.

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[quote name='Swashbuckler' timestamp='1348102450' post='1907892']
Counting to boob FTW. The only counting the likes of the Smack room do is counting pubes.
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I never thought of pubes.

count to boob
count to potato
count to pubes

I was counting to boob so I could get a job as Zod's assistant. Besides, it's much more titillating. Did you know Zod gets paid for taking pictures of wimmin dressed or undressed to fill their fantasies. Wimmins sacred places would be a bonus. I was trolling in silent mode during the off season and saw a post he made complete with pics he took. That is FTW.

Ha Ha, Panther fans never thought of that.

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Son, you can talk all the poo to me you want over the internet and I won't give a damn'
I only worry about what people have to say in real life.

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[quote name='fug' timestamp='1348106874' post='1907950']
Son, you can talk all the poo to me you want over the internet and I won't give a damn'
I only worry about what people have to say in real life.
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There ya go peeps. One of many examples of RDS.....displaying common sense in Smack Central.

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This is some fugging depressing smack talk...

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[quote name='Swashbuckler' timestamp='1348101695' post='1907882']
+1 for those intense Carolina spelling skills. If any of us can count to potato, it is most certainly you.


You're more like that fat fug from Full Metal Jacket in your avatar than you think.

And listen up asshole, just because you have to fall in line with the majority to feel comfortable and more like a man rather than stand on your own two feet and admit that you know full and damn well that I'm right doesn't make me self righteous.

You fall in line because you're a fuging clone.... I'll spell it out for you using your native grammar and spelling.



U




AINT




GOT




NO




BALLS!!!




U




AINT




NO




REAL



MAN!



Kindly fug off and get out my thread.
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When you rag on someone's spelling skills, you look kinda stupid emphatically ending your post with two double negatives.
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[quote name='BBQ&Beer' timestamp='1348121743' post='1908203']
When you rag on someone's spelling skills, you look kinda stupid emphatically ending your post with two double negatives.
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Carolina English knows no bounds. Pretty soon you all will be warping the syntax and start putting your adjectives of your sentences before the subject like you're talking espanol.

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