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Please... spend a day with someone with cerebral palsy that can "count to potato" and you tell me how funny it is to mock someone who is conscious of the fact that they will never live a normal life. When they're young, they're thankful to even be alive. If it's so funny, go ahead and put a bag over the head of the one person you care about (let's say your own child, parent, maybe your wife) for 5 or 10 minutes or so and take a bat to their spine and cripple them. Viola! Instant potato! Real funny right?

I get it... nothing is off limits here. I just simply want to demonstrate what scum you are and to roll it into perspective.

BTW. Still waiting to be unblocked Zod. You are above all the posters here. You know what the right thing to do is.

Those here in the smack room could use a proper example to lead them. Be that example

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In that case, quite messing around with your keyboard and get to the twan station.

I have no idea what youre talking about.

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I have no idea what youre talking about.

Twan is the word for train in the language of the potato people.

The urban dictionary covers a variety of definitions but it does miss out on a few from time to time.

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Twan is the word for train in the language of the potato people.

The urban dictionary covers a variety of definitions but it does miss out on a few from time to time.

Even for you that was weak. Try harder.

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I'll leave this while I'm here as well.

So the story goes like this: A few weeks ago I try to log in to see if I can’t light a fuse in the smack room. And of course the assholes in charge have blocked me again. I’ve prepared a statement for the brass and the rest of you weaklings.

For the last 3 years I’ve been a member of the smack room and have done everything I can to promote a dying divisional rivalry. I’ve done everything I can to give the Panther faithful a villain that they can hate, to look forward to beating. I wanted to make this board better. I personally don’t give a damn what your opinion of me is: I made your board better. And when I was here I WAS your board. So I’m thereby rewarded by twice being banned without any warning or explanation. Segregated, excluded, quarantined, you know… words too big that you Carolina folks don’t know how to properly pronounce, define, spell or correctly use in a sentence. You treat your visitors here like the disease that you all are. Quite frankly, I’m tired of your board and I’m tired of the gimmicks. I’m done.

To the person/people responsible: fug you and the jackass that you call a horse you rode in on. I’m done. I’m through with trying to make a no longer competitive rivalry worthwhile for your fans. The reflection of your character is the same as your QB Newton: lacking, gutless, immature and two-faced. You sir can suck the fat one. Saying all this would warrant the opinion that I won’t be leaving with my head held high. Truth be told, my goal wasn’t to leave with my head held high. It was to leave with the moderators, admins and most importantly: all of you Panther fans, with your lips planted firmly upon the whitest part of my ass. I would like to take the few moments I have left to say that all of you Panther fans on the “puddle” are worthless, spineless pieces of inbred dog poo. I pity that the future of fandom, education and employment in the Carolinas lies in your small, runty, masturbation blistered hands. The once bright future has fallen to the minds laden with sub-intelligence.

Life will be better for me knowing I no longer have to worry about keeping any kind of reputation on a tired smack board whose very existence is proof of reverse Darwinism. It once started 3 years ago with over a dozen people verbally attacking me from all corners and ended this year with 2 or 3 people at most who could only resort to butt pirate jokes. I’ve done well enough to get myself banished from the board now and quite frankly I don’t care. My only regret is that I cannot say any of this to your faces. And if I had the chance I’d spit on the faces of your admins and moderators. Say goodbye to the best poster the smack room will ever have.

Maybe one day this board will be better. That day will come when it is shut down and taken from all of you.

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