Got an email from a future inlaw whos a penguin fan. He sent me this drivel.
While I'm not a huge fan of hockey I atleast watch the canes in the playoffs. Need some help from you guys to respond to this.
Yes we play in bare feet, makes one less thing we need to get off to get in the showers so we can hop the plane that much quicker to get out of their town after we just beat them in their house.
Do Penguins players wear their own number? Or do their numbers just signify their IQ's? It is a steel city....not much schooling going on up there...
Does Crosby carry a kleenex with him at all times to wipe the tears from his eyes after he throws a hissy fit?
We may have catfish under our rink, but at least our arena doesnt look like its one strong gust of wind away from falling over. You'd think for a steel town they could construct something that doesnt resemble R2-D2's head. What a $hithole.
Also, has anyone ever noticed that EVEN the damn penguin on the front of their jerseys is taking a dive????
Edited by ProfessorPeppers, 15 May 2009 - 01:57 PM.