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John Abraham was arrested on Monday on the charges of obstructing police and obstructing firefighters.

They are misdemeanor charges. The Atlanta Police Department was responding to a woman threatening to jump from a building, and Abraham refused to leave the area. The woman did not carry out her threat. Abraham will not face any discipline from the NFL.

Source: Profootballtalk.com on NBC Sports

Very classy franchise the falcons have.

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Meh it's not even a real arrest.

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You know Matt Ice has nightmares about Captain Munnerlyn.

When The Ice Man gets done with him, they'll be calling him Private Munnerlyn. Jus sayin....

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John Abraham got arrested lolollol you cant make this poo up. Bunch of fugging thugs.

You can take the thug out of the ghetto (atlanta) but cant take the ghetto out of the thug!

tsk, tsk, tsk. You guys are so far behind the times. Thugism is the new exalted social status. You folks need to move on from Facebook and get signed up with GangstaSpace dot com.

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John Abraham was arrested on Monday on the charges of obstructing police and obstructing firefighters.

They are misdemeanor charges. The Atlanta Police Department was responding to a woman threatening to jump from a building, and Abraham refused to leave the area. The woman did not carry out her threat. Abraham will not face any discipline from the NFL.

Source: Profootballtalk.com on NBC Sports

Very classy franchise the falcons have.

It turns out the chick was a Panty fan and had decided to commit suicide rather than face the horror of watching the Falcons gang-rapeing her heroes. Abraham was just hanging around to see how high she would bounce off the pavement when she landed. And yes, to see how much cash she had in her purse. No big thing.

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you guys are too funny, I love reading these posts, it's like watching fat girls talk poo about skinny girls.

while you guys stuff your faces over all the eggs you've laid I'll enjoy watching our much improved defence scramble Cam into an omlet

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Meh it's not even a real arrest.

I guess the whole team will be arrested for the double homicide coming up this sunday

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The Atlanta Falcons are a solid favorite with a 74% chance to beat the

Carolina Panthers. Michael Turner is projected for 69 rushing yards and a 54% chance of having at least 1 rushing TD. In the 25% of simulations where Carolina Panthers wins, Cam Newton averages 1.34 TD passes vs 0.96 interceptions, while in losses he has a ratio of 1.06 TDs to 1.79 interceptions. Cam Newton averages 53 rushing yards and 0.72 rushing TDs when Carolina Panthers wins and 30 yards and 0.31 TDs in losses. The Atlanta Falcons has a 53% chance of forcing more turnovers than they commit. Positive turnover margin helps them win 89% of the time via accuscore

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When The Ice Man gets done with him, they'll be calling him Private Munnerlyn. Jus sayin....

Lmao, had to give pie where pie is due. But yeah, they're gonna be calling him 'Private Munnerlyn' alright after the Falcons get accustomed to having his nuts in their face all game long.

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The Atlanta Falcons are a solid favorite with a 74% chance to beat the

Carolina Panthers. Michael Turner is projected for 69 rushing yards and a 54% chance of having at least 1 rushing TD. In the 25% of simulations where Carolina Panthers wins, Cam Newton averages 1.34 TD passes vs 0.96 interceptions, while in losses he has a ratio of 1.06 TDs to 1.79 interceptions. Cam Newton averages 53 rushing yards and 0.72 rushing TDs when Carolina Panthers wins and 30 yards and 0.31 TDs in losses. The Atlanta Falcons has a 53% chance of forcing more turnovers than they commit. Positive turnover margin helps them win 89% of the time via accuscore

Too many stats for the smack forum. This forum is reserved for name calling and mindless poo talk.

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This is kinda like on the playground when there is one kid just running his mouth to another kid and he just standing there waiting for the bell to ring. Then all of a sudden the kid who is just standing there taking it finally gets feed up and just turns around and smacks the taste out of his mouth of the kid who just didnt know when to stop. That moment will be sunday and after that you wont be able to taste all that vinegar in that nasty meat you fellas call bbq lol

long winded smack... BRILLIANT!

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