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i don't have anyone to nominate but when someone poo-talks their own team more than the opposing one i think they're doing it wrong

Sorry, but even in something as light hearted as the smack forum I can't bring myself to say Captain is gonna check Julio.

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John Abraham got arrested lolollol you cant make this poo up. Bunch of fugging thugs.

You can take the thug out of the ghetto (atlanta) but cant take the ghetto out of the thug!

Two words.....................Rae Carruth. Now STFU!

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reading quality smack is like getting off a plane in colorado and breathing in crisp clear mountain air for the first time.

scp if you're ever in greensboro on one of your trips swing by my bar, your drinks are on me

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I'll enjoy watching our much improved defence scramble Cam into an omlet

People from Atlanta that spell defense with a "c" annoy the ever living fug out of me.

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Two words.....................Rae Carruth. Now STFU!

Don't you own a jersey with Dirty Bird #69 airbrushed on it? I believe that means you should be the one shutting the fug up. I'd rather be seen hanging with Rae Carruth than some Eminem wanna be in a Dirty Bird 69 cheap high quality jersey.

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tl;can't read

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The Atlanta Falcons are a solid favorite with a 74% chance to beat the

Carolina Panthers. Michael Turner is projected for 69 rushing yards and a 54% chance of having at least 1 rushing TD. In the 25% of simulations where Carolina Panthers wins, Cam Newton averages 1.34 TD passes vs 0.96 interceptions, while in losses he has a ratio of 1.06 TDs to 1.79 interceptions. Cam Newton averages 53 rushing yards and 0.72 rushing TDs when Carolina Panthers wins and 30 yards and 0.31 TDs in losses. The Atlanta Falcons has a 53% chance of forcing more turnovers than they commit. Positive turnover margin helps them win 89% of the time via accuscore

The one stat not predicted is how much Turner will exceed the speed limit when he scores another DUI.

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I want to talk smack, but any team that beats the Saints I can't pretend they are all bad.

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I want to talk smack, but any team that beats the Saints I can't pretend they are all bad.

Yep, Taints fans are awful fugging quite this year. Kind of like the 40 years prior to 2009. They have all dusted off their Tom Brady jerseys.

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