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[SprolesWillKillYou]

tl;dr

[PhillyB]

tl;can't read

fixed

[88 Bronco]

The Atlanta Falcons are a solid favorite with a 74% chance to beat the
Carolina Panthers. Michael Turner is projected for 69 rushing yards and a 54% chance of having at least 1 rushing TD. In the 25% of simulations where Carolina Panthers wins, Cam Newton averages 1.34 TD passes vs 0.96 interceptions, while in losses he has a ratio of 1.06 TDs to 1.79 interceptions. Cam Newton averages 53 rushing yards and 0.72 rushing TDs when Carolina Panthers wins and 30 yards and 0.31 TDs in losses. The Atlanta Falcons has a 53% chance of forcing more turnovers than they commit. Positive turnover margin helps them win 89% of the time via accuscore

The one stat not predicted is how much Turner will exceed the speed limit when he scores another DUI.

[BadMoonRising]

I want to talk smack, but any team that beats the Saints I can't pretend they are all bad.

[SCP]

I want to talk smack, but any team that beats the Saints I can't pretend they are all bad.

Yep, Taints fans are awful fugging quite this year. Kind of like the 40 years prior to 2009. They have all dusted off their Tom Brady jerseys.

[BadMoonRising]

Yep, Taints fans are awful fugging quite this year. Kind of like the 40 years prior to 2009. They have all dusted off their Tom Brady jerseys.

Disagree most where Cowboys fans here in Louisana, yep here in Lousiana. Those Troy Aikman's are coming back out again though.

[caddieman]

Don't you own a jersey with Dirty Bird #69 airbrushed on it? I believe that means you should be the one shutting the fug up. I'd rather be seen hanging with Rae Carruth than some Eminem wanna be in a Dirty Bird 69 cheap high quality jersey.

You have said it all! He will be out in 2018. You should take him to a game!

[MCCNASTY]

Disagree most where Cowboys fans here in Louisana, yep here in Lousiana. Those Troy Aikman's are coming back out again though.

No wonder they are the way they are. Bandwagon morons.

[SmootsDaddy89]

When The Ice Man gets done with him, they'll be calling him Private Munnerlyn. Jus sayin....

See that was a solid comeback. I'm assuming you're not actually from Atlanta based on the ability to be clever and spell correctly.

[BlanksKarma]

As much as I've read the words "fug" and "poo" in the first 15 minutes of viewing this forum.. I'm willing to bet you guys never even made it to high school

Oh poo!! Poo just got fugin' real!

Fugin' Sycola

[bigskypanthersguy]

Two words.....................Rae Carruth. Now STFU!

Yeah, the Falcons haven't had a black mark in their history with respect to heartless killing.

Hi, I'm Mike Vick, have you troglodytes forgotten about me already?

Listen. Can you hear it? It's Caddieman scrambling to Dictionary.com, trying to figure out what I just said.

[bigskypanthersguy]

tl;dr

Nice sig: I think you'll find this one more enjoyable.

Sadly, it's not a pictograph, the only language your fanbase is capable of reading, but I'm sure if you ask one of us real nice, we'll translate it for you.

http://www.nfl.com/g...ights&tab=recap

[caddieman]

Yeah, the Falcons haven't had a black mark in their history with respect to heartless killing.

Hi, I'm Mike Vick, have you troglodytes forgotten about me already?

Listen. Can you hear it? It's Caddieman scrambling to Dictionary.com, trying to figure out what I just said.

Humm.............lets see dogs or a pregnant girl friend? About the same according to you! You were saying something about a troglodyte.

[Kurb]

I know that being a fan of a team that just isn't good can make you jaded and hateful of the rest of the league. Im sorry for that.

yes long time falcon fans know a lot about following a team that isnt good.

recent success doesn't wash the stink of 40 years of failure away as quickly as one would hope.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Humm.............lets see dogs or a pregnant girlfriend? About the same according to you! You were saying something about a troglodyte.

Once you hire a hitman to take her out I think it's safe to assume you're no longer dating.