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#1 PhillyB

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:31 AM

just found out sunday my wife is pregnant.

this upends my plan for a six-month archaeological expedition that was to take place starting in january and span five continents.

it's exciting, terrifying, joyous, devastating, all at once.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:32 AM

congrats


you just got a lot poorer FYI. More so than you can fathom right now.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:36 AM

nice! another panther seed has been planted

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:37 AM

just found out sunday my wife is pregnant.

this upends my plans for any trips to do anything ever

it's exciting, terrifying, joyous, devastating, all at once.



Fixed that for ya.



You wont miss the trips.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:37 AM

1. Does your wife know who the father is?

2. This gives you more of a reason to make the expedition about 9 months long instead of 6.

3. Child support laws are not enforceable unless you return to the country and your wife lists you as the father of the child on the birth certificate.






Seriously- congrats!

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:39 AM

Congrats. The best journey you'll ever take.

#7 PhillyB

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:46 AM

Fixed that for ya.



You wont miss the trips.


homebaby's getting strapped to my backpack, better get used to it

#8 Kurb

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:55 AM

homebaby's getting strapped to my backpack, better get used to it



Oh the dreams of youth....

#9 CatofWar

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:06 PM

Congrats. I'm assuming this is your first? Best advice I can give.... Go buy a flesh light.

#10 R0CKnR0LLA

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:13 PM

I was really looking forward to reading reports from your trip. I can't beleive your wife would go and ruin something like this for me, how selfish.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:18 PM

u gonna name it Alejandro?

LOL

j/k

Good luck, bro! Congrats, and welcome to the world of father-dom. The tough times are sure to be many, but the good times always outweigh them...

#12 PhillyB

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:20 PM

i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?

#13 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:30 PM

i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?


I know exactly how you feel...they scare me

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:31 PM

i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?



Nobody really does before they have one and half of them still don't when they have the second one.

You'll be fine.

'Gratz!

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:39 PM

congrats


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