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so uh im having a kid

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just found out sunday my wife is pregnant.

this upends my plan for a six-month archaeological expedition that was to take place starting in january and span five continents.

it's exciting, terrifying, joyous, devastating, all at once.

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congrats

you just got a lot poorer FYI. More so than you can fathom right now.

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nice! another panther seed has been planted

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just found out sunday my wife is pregnant.

this upends my plans for any trips to do anything ever

it's exciting, terrifying, joyous, devastating, all at once.

Fixed that for ya.

You wont miss the trips.

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1. Does your wife know who the father is?

2. This gives you more of a reason to make the expedition about 9 months long instead of 6.

3. Child support laws are not enforceable unless you return to the country and your wife lists you as the father of the child on the birth certificate.

Seriously- congrats!

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Congrats. The best journey you'll ever take.

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Fixed that for ya.

You wont miss the trips.

homebaby's getting strapped to my backpack, better get used to it

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homebaby's getting strapped to my backpack, better get used to it

Oh the dreams of youth....

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Congrats. I'm assuming this is your first? Best advice I can give.... Go buy a flesh light.

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I was really looking forward to reading reports from your trip. I can't beleive your wife would go and ruin something like this for me, how selfish.

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u gonna name it Alejandro?

LOL

j/k

Good luck, bro! Congrats, and welcome to the world of father-dom. The tough times are sure to be many, but the good times always outweigh them...

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i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?

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