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so uh im having a kid

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just found out sunday my wife is pregnant.

this upends my plan for a six-month archaeological expedition that was to take place starting in january and span five continents.

it's exciting, terrifying, joyous, devastating, all at once.
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congrats


you just got a lot poorer FYI. More so than you can fathom right now.
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nice! another panther seed has been planted

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[quote name='PhillyB' timestamp='1348763505' post='1922101']
just found out sunday my wife is pregnant.

this upends my plans [b]for any trips to do anything ever[/b]

it's exciting, terrifying, joyous, devastating, all at once.
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Fixed that for ya.



You wont miss the trips.
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1. Does your wife know who the father is?

2. This gives you more of a reason to make the expedition about 9 months long instead of 6.

3. Child support laws are not enforceable unless you return to the country [i]and [/i]your wife lists you as the father of the child on the birth certificate.






Seriously- congrats!
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Congrats. The best journey you'll ever take.

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[quote name='Kurb' timestamp='1348763820' post='1922108']


Fixed that for ya.



You wont miss the trips.
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homebaby's getting strapped to my backpack, better get used to it

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[quote name='PhillyB' timestamp='1348764368' post='1922119']

homebaby's getting strapped to my backpack, better get used to it
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Oh the dreams of youth....
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Congrats. I'm assuming this is your first? Best advice I can give.... Go buy a flesh light.

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I was really looking forward to reading reports from your trip. I can't beleive your wife would go and ruin something like this for me, how selfish.

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u gonna name it Alejandro?

LOL

j/k

Good luck, bro! Congrats, and welcome to the world of father-dom. The tough times are sure to be many, but the good times always outweigh them...
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i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?

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