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so uh im having a kid

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and judging from PhillB's posts he is naturally curious.

Now that we have said "DO NOT LOOK" so much he is destined to look.

To see the his wife's precious flower torn asunder by the birth of his offspring, like petals ripped off in a hurricane wind.

:D

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i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?

Neither did I when I first started out. Well, to be honest, I still don't know anything about kids. Just about one kid, mine. He has been pretty good so far, must be the genetics he gets from mom. :)

Enjoy the first few years, that is when they are the most fun. And congratulations.

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you guys are a bunch of pussies :P

when my son was born I couldn't really watch, he had a few little problems and they put him on a crash cart right away.

when my daughter was born, I saw the whole thing, from crowning to full delivery. I cut the cord. It was awesome.

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oh gawd

lol @relatively small fleshy area....is that an insult?

Well it is a small fleshy area/orifice is it not ?

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curiosity vanquished.

i'm gonna order a pizza and watch sportscenter until the nurse tells me it's delivered.

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curiosity vanquished.

i'm gonna order a pizza and watch sportscenter until the nurse tells me it's delivered.

I'll put $250 on that not happening :D

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To see the his wife's precious flower torn asunder by the birth of his offspring, like petals ripped off in a hurricane wind.

:D

seriously...stop making me laugh

and the word "relatively" is what made it kind of insulting...like...you'd already stretched it out ...and it never snapped back into place

is this getting weird??

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due date is sometime in may so at least i'll be occupied when there's no football

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seriously...stop making me laugh

and the word "relatively" is what made it kind of insulting...like...you'd already stretched it out ...

is this getting weird??

You are ruining PhillyB's thread...

weirdo....

Thinkin about my junk...

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you guys are a bunch of pussies :P

Blood and poo makes me quesy... so... yeah.

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The baby ain't the only thing coming out when she pushes.

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The baby ain't the only thing coming out when she pushes.

Scrum...dont.....he's not ready...

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