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#106 Jase

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:26 AM

Why not? I watched my sons crowning, expulsion, placenta expulsion, etc. I watched and was involved in everything.
It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.



...and he never touched a vagina again.

#107 Chimera

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:35 AM

um, excuse me? ...If you want to watch then go right ahead, just because I don't want to watch my own vagina expand to 100x its normal size, watch myself poo...blood and guts going everywhere...does not mean that I'm weak minded. Yes, what comes out of it is spectacular, but I just don't want to watch it


Wha....

Hold on, that weak minded comment wasn't for you. I apologize for not making it clear. By people, I should have specified men... Especially the ones who say things like "don't watch, you'll be scarred for life"

#108 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:41 AM

Meh....I don't know if scarred is the right word..but I don't think one has to get right up in there with a catchers mitt either to appreciate the miracle. :) ....

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:51 AM

I can say it's pretty damned magical without watching all of the gory parts.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:53 AM

i'll still probably be doing a month or so of excavating in mexico sometime next year. i'll also probably take a month and do some work on paleolithic sites in tanzania well before the baby is due, and maybe somewhere after while she's on her maternity leave (this depends entirely on what programs i'm working on.)

and then we'll take a vacation in the fall, maybe to eastern europe or turkey.

fear not huddle, incredible pictures and tales of adventure await you yet


I truly hope that all you have said here comes to pass. However, having had a newborn I'm not holding my breath for you.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:55 AM



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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:31 AM

i'll still probably be doing a month or so of excavating in mexico sometime next year. i'll also probably take a month and do some work on paleolithic sites in tanzania well before the baby is due, and maybe somewhere after while she's on her maternity leave (this depends entirely on what programs i'm working on.)

and then we'll take a vacation in the fall, maybe to eastern europe or turkey.

fear not huddle, incredible pictures and tales of adventure await you yet



Oh the dreams of youth....

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:56 AM

i'll still probably be doing a month or so of excavating in mexico sometime next year. i'll also probably take a month and do some work on paleolithic sites in tanzania well before the baby is due, and maybe somewhere after while she's on her maternity leave (this depends entirely on what programs i'm working on.)

and then we'll take a vacation in the fall, maybe to eastern europe or turkey.

fear not huddle, incredible pictures and tales of adventure await you yet


Yeah....that all sounds like a guy who has no clue what is coming. It's ok. I didn't either. Not sure any of us did.



#114 MadHatter

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 09:52 AM

LOL

My (ex) wife was in labor, I was trying to coach her thru contractions...they had this little belt sensor thing around her belly to show the contractions. You could kind of see them coming.

She starts screaming and I say "its OK this one is just a little one".

Bad move. Don't ever say that.

DONT TELL ME THIS IS A LITTLE ONE !!!!!!!

(I didn't know it but the sensor had slipped) :)


I did the same thing (except that the sensor had not slipped)....and got the same reaction.

I also was trying to help her find her focal point and breathing. Telling her to breath and relax.....she immediately yelled at me and told me to shut the fug up and that the sound of my voice made her nauseous.



I think even the nurses and doctor felt bad for me.

I seemed to do and say the wrong thing all day long......story of my life.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 02:17 PM

Congrats man!

Yeah go ahead and scrap all plans for the immediate future. I hear people mention this thing called "free time" and I'm not sure what they're talking about.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:43 PM

Congrats man!

Yeah go ahead and scrap all plans for the immediate future. I hear people mention this thing called "free time" and I'm not sure what they're talking about.


I think that free time is about 3am when I get up to take a piss. About the only free time I have left anymore.

#117 The Saltman

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 10:15 PM

I wanna take a puss too.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 10:23 AM

I wanna take a puss too.


Damn iPhone.

Keyboard is sized for an 8 yo.


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