I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:45 AM
Hate it when that happens, I have to slap it around a bit to wake it up. The other people in the meeting typically stare, very unprofessional of them.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:53 AM
I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.
I often get my leg and penis confused.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:55 AM
Are both grotesquely deformed?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:00 PM
Are both grotesquely deformed?
Check your inbox - pics on the way.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:03 PM
i just got a 1kb attachment that was 30x30
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:11 PM
I've gotten it once from riding an exercise bike. I immediately ran to the bathroom, chubbed up then cried ecstatically when sensation returned.
It was a horrifying couple minutes there.
It was a horrifying couple minutes there.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:32 PM
My penis never falls asleep. It doesn't want to miss out just in case....
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:07 PM
mention penis and Pantha San decides to show up!!!
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:24 PM
This thread could turn into a sword fight.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:56 PM
someone call?
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:00 PM
It's worse when it starts to wake up and you get that tingly sensation. It's a mixture of pleasure and pain
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:15 PM
loosen the grip a bit
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:36 PM
I had that happen last month for the first time. It was weird, man.
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