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Penis fell asleep today

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I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.

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Hate it when that happens, I have to slap it around a bit to wake it up. The other people in the meeting typically stare, very unprofessional of them.

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I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.

I often get my leg and penis confused.

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I've gotten it once from riding an exercise bike. I immediately ran to the bathroom, chubbed up then cried ecstatically when sensation returned.

It was a horrifying couple minutes there.

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It's worse when it starts to wake up and you get that tingly sensation. It's a mixture of pleasure and pain

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