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Penis fell asleep today

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I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.

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[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzum27EmDD1r31ngfo1_500.gif[/img]
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Hate it when that happens, I have to slap it around a bit to wake it up. The other people in the meeting typically stare, very unprofessional of them.
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[quote name='Zod' timestamp='1349368783' post='1933869']
I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.
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I often get my leg and penis confused.

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Are both grotesquely deformed?

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[quote name='Panthro' timestamp='1349369731' post='1933899']
Are both grotesquely deformed?
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Check your inbox - pics on the way.

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i just got a 1kb attachment that was 30x30
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I've gotten it once from riding an exercise bike. I immediately ran to the bathroom, chubbed up then cried ecstatically when sensation returned.

It was a horrifying couple minutes there.

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My penis never falls asleep. It doesn't want to miss out just in case....

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mention penis and Pantha San decides to show up!!!
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This thread could turn into a sword fight.

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someone call?

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It's worse when it starts to wake up and you get that tingly sensation. It's a mixture of pleasure and pain

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loosen the grip a bit

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I had that happen last month for the first time. It was weird, man.

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Wait 'til you get to be my age- it goes to sleep for weeks at a time...

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Never happened in my life.

But then again, I don't let it rest long enough to fall asleep.

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whenever mine yawns...look out
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omg..I about choked on my coffee reading that ...the visual I just got......hahhahaha

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Hey MPF, has your hoo hoo ever fallen asleep?

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actually...yes....yes it has....it's eerily arousing
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sometimes, when my penis falls asleep, it dreams it's running. you can see it twitching. Kind of cute.
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there's something seriously wrong with you

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Mine fell asleep one time. It was only roused after a hot 14-year-old girl walked past.

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Ummm

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