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#1 Zod

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:39 AM

I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.

#2 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:45 AM

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#3 Jase

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:45 AM

Hate it when that happens, I have to slap it around a bit to wake it up. The other people in the meeting typically stare, very unprofessional of them.

#4 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:53 AM

I sat in this uncomfortable metal chair today and for the first time in my life my penis fell asleep. It felt the exact same as when a leg falls asleep, only its my penis.



I often get my leg and penis confused.

#5 Panthro

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:55 AM

Are both grotesquely deformed?

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:00 PM

Are both grotesquely deformed?


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#7 Panthro

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:03 PM

i just got a 1kb attachment that was 30x30

#8 Captroop

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 12:11 PM

I've gotten it once from riding an exercise bike. I immediately ran to the bathroom, chubbed up then cried ecstatically when sensation returned.

It was a horrifying couple minutes there.

#9 PanthaSan

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:32 PM

My penis never falls asleep. It doesn't want to miss out just in case....

#10 Hawk

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:07 PM

mention penis and Pantha San decides to show up!!!

#11 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:24 PM

This thread could turn into a sword fight.

#12 The Saltman

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:56 PM

someone call?

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:00 PM

It's worse when it starts to wake up and you get that tingly sensation. It's a mixture of pleasure and pain

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:15 PM

loosen the grip a bit

#15 Brooklyn Bully

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:36 PM

I had that happen last month for the first time. It was weird, man.