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Zod

Penis fell asleep today

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Wait 'til you get to be my age- it goes to sleep for weeks at a time...

1 Cailis + 1 Viagara = Great weekend.

Um, so I've been told.....

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1 Cailis + 1 Viagara = Great weekend.

Um, so I've been told.....

+ half a fifth of bourbon or tequila

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1 Cailis + 1 Viagara = Great weekend.

Um, so I've been told.....

This combination has resulted in the last 12 of Pantha Sans 47 children...

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And probably some I haven't found out about yet.

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Zod, your wife told me it's definitely not the first time.

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actually...yes....yes it has....it's eerily arousing

Actually now that you mention it...when your ******* falls asleep from riding the bike, it gets really sensitive when it starts waking back up. I think there is something to your theory.

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