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If you like Honey Boo Boo, does that make you a redneck

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Isn't it sad they make some damn good money for that dumb poo

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I wish SP could create a thread solely around his wife's tablescapes....I'll sticky the thread

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what is a tablescape? Is that one of those things that only women know what it is? Like what paisley is exactly?

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I wish SP could create a thread solely around his wife's tablescapes....I'll sticky the thread

hmmmm...interesting thought.......Huddlescapes.....

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never seen the show

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TLC was actually a really good channel about 15 years ago.

of course that was also back when the history channel was more than "rednecks do their jobs", "two dudes swindle antiques from hoarders", "aliens did that poo", and who could forget "bald guy pays a gambling addict 1/4 retail value for great grandpa's revolver". so, ancient history.

That is god damned poetic, right there.

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awww I remember when I was innocent of knowing what a tablescape was....good times...good times....A tablescape is a way for a woman to express herself by completely covering the entire table with things that actually don't belong on the table thus eliminating anyone's ability to eat at said table because to her, it has now become art......

Further, said table/art will be transformed from month to month to represent some theme that men cannot ever truly understand or even attempt to grasp. Additionally, said table will become a vehicle for that woman to shop in stores that men should truly never go into, so that she can continue to purchase items that will continue to cover the table and ultimately block anyone from using it...

Friends don't let friends wives be introduced to tablescaping, don't introduce your wife to tablescaping or you will be just as I am....not having eaten at either of my tables for three years, 7 months, 2 days, and 12 hours.....

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fug that tablescape poo...for the love of all that is holy....these same people probably wear ugly Christmas sweaters...and not trying to be funny with it :)

and I've seen one episode and couldn't stop laughing

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Even though that family is bit on the dysfunctional side it is still a loving family which is nice to see on tv

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awww I remember when I was innocent of knowing what a tablescape was....good times...good times....A tablescape is a way for a woman to express herself by completely covering the entire table with things that actually don't belong on the table thus eliminating anyone's ability to eat at said table because to her, it has now become art......

Further, said table/art will be transformed from month to month to represent some theme that men cannot ever truly understand or even attempt to grasp. Additionally, said table will become a vehicle for that woman to shop in stores that men should truly never go into, so that she can continue to purchase items that will continue to cover the table and ultimately block anyone from using it...

Friends don't let friends wives be introduced to tablescaping, don't introduce your wife to tablescaping or you will be just as I am....not having eaten at either of my tables for three years, 7 months, 2 days, and 12 hours.....

my wife has a thing for knickknacks so I would classify her in the early stages.

you call it tablescapes, I call it that crap on the table.

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AHHHHHH CLUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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