If you like Honey Boo Boo, does that make you a redneck
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:35 PM
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:38 PM
nope Jase, it's cheaper to keep her, plus she can be easily distracted...halloween is coming...thus the impending new tablescape representing all things halloween will soon be taking up all of her time.....
I'm lol'ing at this because it's so true... mine just did a 15 minute, non-stop expose' in the car last night about how she loves Halloween, explained her decorations for the house and her classroom and what she wanted to dress up as for school...
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:40 PM
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:48 PM
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:49 PM
I wish SP could create a thread solely around his wife's tablescapes....I'll sticky the thread
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:56 PM
TLC was actually a really good channel about 15 years ago.
of course that was also back when the history channel was more than "rednecks do their jobs", "two dudes swindle antiques from hoarders", "aliens did that poo", and who could forget "bald guy pays a gambling addict 1/4 retail value for great grandpa's revolver". so, ancient history.
That is god damned poetic, right there.
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:57 PM
Further, said table/art will be transformed from month to month to represent some theme that men cannot ever truly understand or even attempt to grasp. Additionally, said table will become a vehicle for that woman to shop in stores that men should truly never go into, so that she can continue to purchase items that will continue to cover the table and ultimately block anyone from using it...
Friends don't let friends wives be introduced to tablescaping, don't introduce your wife to tablescaping or you will be just as I am....not having eaten at either of my tables for three years, 7 months, 2 days, and 12 hours.....
Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:58 PM
and I've seen one episode and couldn't stop laughing
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