SO many ways to go with this comment.
Also you gravitate towards my sex talk.
Me and Wifey decided to go to Disney for our honeymoon, thinking it would be like the commercials.
Fun fact, there is nothing romantic or memorable about Disney World.
Give me a beach, my babe in a bikini, a drink with an umbrella and not poo to do.
Sandals all inclusive resort in Negril Jamaica was fantastic (couples only and about 75% of them were on their honeymoon)