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#1 LifeisaGarden

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 08:57 AM

How to wipe your ass-(sitting of course)
How to blow your nose-so you don't walk around with snot running out of your nose
How to sneeze-into your elbow, just like elmo
Always help old people & the handicapped or just anyone that needs help.
How to change your own oil, spark plugs & wires, thermostat, air filter, tire, etc... even if you're a girl.
How to use a hammer
How to patch a hole in the wall.
To not spend more money than what you have, except for buying a house but you still need to be able to afford the mortgage.
How to drive a stick.
How to ask for help.
How to read a map.
To hold doors open for people.
To be nice to people who work minimum wage jobs, it's hard to live on that kind of money, its no wonder they are so grouchy!
Do NOT ever steal from anyone, ever. Even if you're hungry.
Be the friend you wish you had.
Don't depend on material things or people to make you happy.
Be nice.
Pretend to walk in other peoples shoes before you judge them.
Apologize when you are wrong and really mean it.
Be honest.
Do the next right thing.




keep going....

#2 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 08:58 AM

How to check out a cute chick's ass without getting busted. Check.

#3 chknwing

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:00 AM

...to turn them into a pansy.

#4 LifeisaGarden

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:02 AM

IF you ruin my nice thread I will hunt you down and kill you.

that is all

#5 Iceberg Slim

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:04 AM

How to cut grass...a skill you can use to make money as a teenager
How to cook..especially if you have a male child....no one wants to eat frozen dinners
How to iron......being wrinkled just isn't cool
How to clean...no one wants to be around a dirty ass person

#6 Murph

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:06 AM

Have good manners. Say "please", "thank you", "excuse me", "sir" & "maam"

#7 Inimicus

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:14 AM

How to change your own oil, spark plugs & wires, thermostat, air filter, tire, etc... even if you're a girl.


keep going....

Unless your kid is already old enough to do this or grows up to be a gear head any car they own will not likely be very user serviceable in regards to these items.

But I agree with the sentiment of basic maintenance.


How to look beyond what someone is wearing, how they have chosen to decorate their body, or the color of their skin.
The importance of forgiveness and the equal importance of not forgetting forgiven transgressions.

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:32 AM

Do not accept bullying at any cost and always fight back.

#9 MadHatter

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:36 AM

Do not accept bullying at any cost


^^This.

I told my 15 yo son that I would beat his ass if I ever caught him bullying someone....and I would also do it if I ever heard of him watching it happen without doing something about it.

#10 The Saltman

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:37 AM

for daughters:

How to stay abstinent until 40 years of age.


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