How many sexual partners have you had...who were actually any good?
Posted 09 October 2012 - 02:58 PM
Posted 09 October 2012 - 04:23 PM
Well except that one who liked to wear a strap-on and dress up Witchiepoo from H.R. Puffnstuff.
Posted 09 October 2012 - 07:27 PM
Posted 09 October 2012 - 07:33 PM
When it comes to sex, the worst I ever had was still great.
I had to fake a cramp once as an excuse to quit having sex with this one chick. She just laid there like a dead fish, not making any noise or anything and was staring at me wide eyed. It was very disconcerting and I couldn't make eye contact with her.
We had known each other for about two years, we worked as ski instructors together. After I faked the cramp she said
"Did you ever think that we would do this?"
I said, "I dunno, kinda"
she said, "I dreamed about it"
and then just laid there silently.
Uuuuuuuughghhghg. It still creeps me out.
Posted 09 October 2012 - 07:57 PM
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