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Sexual Partners You had Who were Freaks

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Time to fess up - what was the weirdest Physical thing happening with one of your sexual partners.

This isnt all that weird but I picked up a hitchhiker chick one time, got a room with her for a few nights - she only had one lip - below the waist that is. Pefectly formed labia except missing half of it.

Post your stories - time to start the freak show.

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This...will be interesting.

Too bad I don't have anything even close to that to add.

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i guess she couldnt afford the complete operation and they had to leave one off

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i guess she couldnt afford the complete operation and they had to leave one off

Now that's some funny poo.

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All of the freak stories in my life are about me.

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All of the freak stories in my life are about me.

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How You Doin'? :devil:

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Wasn't me but I had a friend of mine that had a firend/prostitute that would have come over every Thursday night. Same girl, every Thursday for a couple years and he would video tape all of them. Yeah, the guy has some issues and most go well beyond this and anything else you can imagine. Anyway, occasionally she would bring a friend of hers to join in. This one girl that she brought had a square piece of plexi glass that she brought with her. In the middle of the many ludicrous acts they were getting into she laid on the floor and put the plexiglass over top of her face and begged him to sh*t on it. Of course he did, and unfortunately I along with about 10 other guys verified his story by watching the video of it. I hear it actually got worse after that but I couldn't watch it any longer. That was about 10 years ago, and I still don't sleep well at night.

Hope you all have a pleasant morning.

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^ Did he have to pay, or were they freebies?

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Wasn't me but I had a friend of mine that had a firend/prostitute that would have come over every Thursday night. Same girl, every Thursday for a couple years and he would video tape all of them. Yeah, the guy has some issues and most go well beyond this and anything else you can imagine. Anyway, occasionally she would bring a friend of hers to join in. This one girl that she brought had a square piece of plexi glass that she brought with her. In the middle of the many ludicrous acts they were getting into she laid on the floor and put the plexiglass over top of her face and begged him to sh*t on it. Of course he did, and unfortunately I along with about 10 other guys verified his story by watching the video of it. I hear it actually got worse after that but I couldn't watch it any longer. That was about 10 years ago, and I still don't sleep well at night.

Hope you all have a pleasant morning.

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That's called a glass bottomed boat.

Or so I hear.

From other people, not me.

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