Ok heres mine. Had a gf who was bipolar and became reclusive. She basically locked herself in her room for 3 months and only wanted sex and to write. Her diet was strict vegetarian except for the only "protein" she injested was my sperm. So i fuged and got sucked dry constantly up to 10 times a day, until she tried to attack me with a kitchen knife for not wanting to get her pregnant one day. It was weird, painfull, awsome and insane.
Locked up in a room for three fuging months? I'm sure your entire damn house smelled like fish.