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[beach]

I was dating this girl years ago and we went up to her families lake house in Tahoe. Me and her had sex in the hot tub (in the snow), and she wound up going to bed. I stayed in the hot tub drinking a couple bottles of Cabernet, and then her younger sister came in to the tub and we not only ended up fuging, but her friend came in and we had an amazing time. The catch though is that their dad came outside and I ended up hiding underneath the cover (the tub was only half open) and I could barely breath for five minutes while she was talking to him until he finally left. It was probably the best night (sexually) of my life because I slept with three women, two were sisters, and they were all 18-21. Yes please.

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[stirs]

I was dating this girl years ago and we went up to her families lake house in Tahoe. Me and her had sex in the hot tub (in the snow), and she wound up going to bed. I stayed in the hot tub drinking a couple bottles of Cabernet, and then her younger sister came in to the tub and we not only ended up fuging, but her friend came in and we had an amazing time. The catch though is that their dad came outside and I ended up hiding underneath the cover (the tub was only half open) and I could barely breath for five minutes while she was talking to him until he finally left. It was probably the best night (sexually) of my life because I slept with three women, two were sisters, and they were all 18-21. Yes please.

If you were the one being harrassed by cops the other day when someone called in to report you were going to kill yourself and you wondered who might do it? I think we have a few suspects who might want to see you run into an issue or two, or three.

[beach]

as usual stirs making absolutely no sense

[Montsta]

If you were the one being harrassed by cops the other day when someone called in to report you were going to kill yourself and you wondered who might do it? I think we have a few suspects who might want to see you run into an issue or two, or three.

Actually as it turns out the girl I was dating ended up sleeping with an old buddy of mine for like the last month of our relationship, so it turns out even. We actually ended up splitting pretty amicably and have casually slept together several times since with no issues. Not for years now of course, but yeah we're good.

And for the suicide call thing I ended up going to the police station to complain and it turns out the watch commander was one if the last guys to respond to the call and he turned out to be probably the most level headed officer I've ever spoken with. He also did me the favor of confirming my suspension that it was an old lady at the senior center nearby that called the cops on me.