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#1 Zod

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:26 PM

Lets hear em.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:27 PM

16 years. 1 playoff win.

#3 rayzor

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:27 PM

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top that.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:27 PM

America's "most wanted" team.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:30 PM

insert picture of Tony Romo here

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:31 PM

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:50 PM

I know a lot of Cowboys fans. They hate Romo, they hate the coach, they hate the team, and they hate themselves. It cheers me up.

#8 rayzor

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:53 PM

I know a lot of Cowboys fans. They hate Romo, they hate the coach, they hate the team, and they hate themselves. It cheers me up.

sounds like a lot of panther fans.

hate the QB.

hate the coach.

hate the team.

hate themselves.

probably could throw in hate the owner/GM as well.

#9 Zod

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:55 PM

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#10 rayzor

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:02 PM

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#11 rayzor

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:03 PM

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:03 PM

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:07 PM

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

#15 rayzor

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:10 PM

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