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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Their team storewas their biggest hit on monday night footall. Its a victoria secret location.

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Tony Romo isn’t allowed around children anymore — he’s a choking hazard.

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why doesn't tony romo answer his phone?

he can't find his receiver.

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how is tony romo like a bear?

every fall he goes into hibernation.

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what's the difference between a cowboys fan and a baby?

the baby eventually stops whining.

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what's the difference between a bag of poo and a cowboys fan?

the bag.

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why does the cowboys stadium now have a victoria's secret there?

easier for romo to change his panties in between quarters.

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