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why did the cowboys fan climb the chain link fence?

to see what was on the other side.
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What does the NFL and the movie Broke Back Mountain have in common?

They both have cowboys that suck.
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the answer is 7-3.

what is the question?

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Q. Why do ducks fly over Cowboys stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

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Q: In what state is Dallas located?

Cowboy fan A:

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cowboys.com is a gay homo-erotic dating site, although dallas fans have been visiting it for years and haven't yet realized it's not the official cowboys homepage
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How many cowboys fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know but Dez Bryant just pimp slapped his mom again.
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I hear that The History Channel is doing a special on Cowboy playoff seasons

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if we were playing dallas on primetime dez wouldn't be able to play due to his curfew
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mmmm
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After Tony Romo's last Touchdown, he went to call his mom to share the good news.... Only problem is that he threw the phone for an interception... Wouldn't do him any good anyway, Dez Bryant was over at her house earlier. She's in the hospital.

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[img]http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/funny-sports-pictures-you-mean-it-isnt-story-time.jpg[/img]

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